Real Gold Not Scare Of Fire

5000yrs of history, 5000 yrs of craps

2009-05-18T08:57:00.000-07:00

lately, experience the life of growing up. i mean, come on...everyday is a learning experience.

sometime, i juz dun understand. when a person lost a love one, is tragic enough. y must there be tradition like bad luck and "sauy" belief be perform at the expense of other pple. Do the almighty one really bless pple who follow such "evil" ritual really exist? than tat almightly one is not mighty at all.

Yes, as a chinese, i AM disgusted wif our 5000 yrs of history and 5000 yrs of belief. All those Kong-ze's teaching, like how a gentleman should behave, and from an author tat is China 5000yrs of history, smartest man...no one follow! but follow belief, like, daughter cant touch their own kids when mourning, the deceased cant wear watever so tat he/she will serve their ancestors forever...watever tat can make pple tat practice such ritual to be lucky and "blessed". will u bless such practice, wif such evil intention?

i only believe, in respectin the livings, love the livings tat u should love. do watever while they exist. so wat if u hold a long days funeral? a big funeral? so?

such ritual is all about money, and some arshole invented all these crap to make someone suffer, and this shit pass on till today...5000 yrs! very good! so must we take another 5000yrs to be smart?wiser?

i am not bias against any religion. but bias against those "followers". "he is devil" "sauy la" i mean come on..pls...respect the livings while they're alive, or else, wat's the point of living?

Blast to the past...

2009-05-08T06:06:00.000-07:00

An everlasting classic. A song that make me choke, emotional... old time classics are always the best!

Bring me back SBC!

Newspaper...very wrong

2009-04-20T08:47:00.000-07:00

Did u guys receive the pics of 2 gay fuck engaging in all of acts in HDB? when i read the part in today newpaper, "Govt is lookin into it, and they might face prosecution" can u imagine wat gg thru their mind now?

Gay1 : seah la! jiat la sia... i nv repair laptop leh

damn sian rite? also 2 kuku la...go about HDB do such SUX thing...i nv knw HDB can do som many Shaolin stance sia....i bet nowaday trend is to fuck it, vid it, "lost" it, email it, and wait....no matter wat the outcome, sure famous one! all pretend nia...pretend is for their own collection. ya rite, u take photo to c urself every pcc rite?

anyway, was readin it. and some pple comment," nowaday pple all trying to be Westernised" i mean, hello la...wat so Westernise? i notice alot pf pple, do shame ful things, than some act decent kuku comment, they act Westernise...pls pple...sound damn shallow lor. i knw some ah moh, traditional ones, also shameful of divorce, affair...etc...they also paiseh leh, juz tat stupid pple say,"Westernise" i call these pple, "Using Ah MOh as excuse!" juz like some,"for God" pple...i mean pls, look at the mirror?saw the joker? point...enough....

newpaper also cock, go and print tat kuku's comment. in 2day world, pple use Allah name, God Name, Buddha Name, watever and whoever name, to create trouble and schemes, newspaper shouldnt publish such comment mah! they are fanning the fire toward ang moh! so someone pcc in the street, ANG MOH! pee in the street, AH moh!
siao bo...

i admit, everyone does haf an element of racism in us...but juz gotta knw when to stop, and USE logic to think if neccesary to create trouble...

PAULA ABDUL!!!

2009-04-07T09:33:00.000-07:00

ARHHH!!!! i was so happy when i sign up as a fan of Paula Abdul on www.paulaabdul.com! i was, an official fan of my beloved, childhood, favourite, one and only, super duper mega hyper Paula Abdul!

than her site went for a revamp..and so i wait...i wait...and still wait. than no update...FInally, her site is out! so beautiful, like her...and than, i tot,"ok...maybe i re-sign up as a member, of my dear lovely queen..." than? knn...have to pay money!!!

ARHHHH!!!!!! Typical Jews! money, money and money!!! how can she do this!!!!!!!

but nvm, i love her more! this shows tat she's has business mind, an independent, powerful, career lady! ai seh! i only love her more! more! and MORE!!!!

ABDULLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think is pauala actually...

Time changing...reaching 3rd phrase of live...

2009-03-21T10:07:00.000-07:00

will make this snappy...becoz, i am tryin very hard to convince myself go study now. DAMN!

juz came back from kopi wif cloud and pete...haiz..wanted to study, but as u can see...

we were like 15 yrs of friends, and our conversation has evolved. from "who like who" to "what school problems" to "what career move" to now..."when marryin" and "buy HDB". fuck! i felt left out!wohahaha

but still, is fun enter such conversation wif childhood friends. coz we knw neither one's trying to act smart, or know it all. we can laugh at politics, correct and update each other, u knw? things tat u saw in newspaper? ya... is fun chattin such issue, when no one trying to act smart, but juz laugh and air our views. juz tat ancient pple drink tea on top of some Lam Pa hill, we'll at some roti prata shop!

still tryin to go and study...

fuck! man utd lose to fulham...

still trying very hard to study...

kk...me end here...

Recap...

2009-03-06T22:31:00.000-08:00

Found something tat remind of us of the "Goal" feeling...and especially, ur "1st League Goal".
Hope u guys liked wat i remind u of...and to those, tat yet to score...this is wat u miss...

CDO and Guards can be friends~

2009-02-24T04:37:00.000-08:00

Yesterday in the gym, i have a shock! a stupid one. was doing my shoulders when 2 persons create a commotion.

It happens like this;

F4-wannabe boy doing 8kg of bicep curls, when this quite-musclar-guardsman-gym-regular asked to share the bench. when the boy didnt hear it and move away, the guardsman do his flyers. after tat, he turn and ask the boy, "y are u staring at me?"

Best part..."who ask u to share MY bench?"

wtf...tat boy siao liao. knn...gym can "own" the bench meh? tat Guardsman dau stun. i think almost every gym reg there also stun. i can c the Guardsman really speechless. than he juz stood there and stare back,till the boy give a 2nd stunner...

"U want to use the bench is it? i give u la"

wth...The Guardsman gave him a KNNCB than walk off. i also stun. one moment fuck pple, the next moment offer pple...hmmm...

I chat wif the Guardsman after tat...lol...he said stuffs like tat boy a kid...blah blah...nice guy to chat until he pop the golden question...

Guardsman: u Ord 3 yrs liao ah? than which Unit u from?

Me: Ur enemy...

Guardsman: Guards # (dunno which unit is tat)

Me: No..

Guardsman: A-tec..?

Me: No la...CDO...

Guardsman: (looked stun...got he's more musclar than me) wah...siong hor...

man...i juz love it tat pple thought i am some clerk....wohahahaha

Late Bloomer

2009-02-21T06:45:00.000-08:00

Haf u pple watch America Idol? this yr, season 8, is the first time...i really follow from day 1 till now! and best part, i even knw who i supportin! i supportin tat wife-juz-past-away-sound-like-avid-Cook guy! Danny something rite?

Damn, he's good. But gotta admit, when a person luck is coming, his face glow. they really do! when i saw him the 1st time, my mum and i were like,"winning sympathy votes la..." than u c his tat haggard lost form face. but after seeing the 3 rounds he passed, mum and i were like, "so poor thing. his wife so pretty, he can sing...etc etc.." We change very fast hor...abo my mother!

I never watch Season 1 till 6. only when i found out tat Paula Abdul was my BABY-ERA fantasy(i always confused she and Janet Jackson when i was small...blame it on their breast), than i watch once awhile...like Season 7...i start follow at last 36.

Whole life, watever i do also late. let me recap;
1) 20yo than got 1st gf
2) 20 yo than...nvm
3) 22 yo than knw how to swim (somemore frog-style nia!)
4) work for fuckin 2 yrs than decide to further study at 24!
5) 25 yo than knw free style...but still bloody tortise slow...pls note, i use tortise, not turtle!
6) 25 yo than knw i should always stick to my logic than emotion

piang eh...many more to paiseh to share le...

Goodnite pple!

I'm back...for now! ;)

2009-02-05T09:39:00.000-08:00

Well, been a long long time yea? To any of my friends who peep whether i got any updates, Happy 2009, CNY, and watever fest there is for us to be HAPPY! ok?

Been down, happy, busy, lazy, addict to online game, EXAM, between my last blog till now. and yes! i'm back to the gym again after 2months! shag out, but yea...i love it again (was sick of going back during my china trip)

y haf i not been online beside the above? i also dunno. maybe was bored of it? or maybe now, i am really too bored, so decided to blog again. another yr, and i'm now in the late 20s cat, welcome me!

nothing much to say, bitch, so share some bastard site wif u guys!

www.thegutterpost.blogspot.com

we share the same principle...or slighly...lol

Six Sense?

2008-10-26T09:52:00.000-07:00

Ever tot of some1 suddenly, and saw them within a wk unexpectedly?

Ever catch a name, and link to "someone" u really knw?

and to knw tat "someone" juz died...kinda creepy, in a span of 3 days only.

could tat tragic be avoid? hiaz...

浮沉

2008-08-21T09:44:00.000-07:00

Finally, i have completed this SBC Drama from mon-tues 2am-4am! shag...pls listen to the song to refresh ur memories!

My view: bascially, is perhap the longest drama in SBC history...over 50 eps. Simply put;

is about 2 generation of families of fisher man from our ah gong time to the 1980s.

and yes...i so love Desmond Sim and the younger Yang Liping! wow...

True morally, touching dramas...2day TCS films, simply sucks. since Huang Jin Lu, is seems tat TCS is stuck again. wif some KNN boobs teasing shows...man, i dun need tat! got youporn can liao!

on a seriously note, TCS, pls...either u bring back the old firms' standard, or replay the old shows!

BRING BACK JIANG LONG!!!!
(he's a HK tat make all those gd dramas!)

i missed the 1st gen...but in time to watch the 2nd gen. s

Joke of Sat...

2008-08-16T08:45:00.000-07:00

I forgot to blog bout 1 particular joke of Simon and me on Sat. so juz include in now...

Last wk, after gym, i forgot to bring my belt. Thus, my fuckin burm damn loose!so we decide to go shoppin for a burms. than at Giordano saw this shorts for $43. So we both decide to buy. Than i ask the sales assistant whether i can wear on the spot. She very kind, damn friendly! with a employee of the month smile, she said, "Can! Sir, u wanna me STEAM (iron) for u?"

I stunned, Simon also stunned...we both stunned! Than i say, "okok, thanks, steam for me." than she turn ask Simon, "so i steam for u too?steam both ok?" Simon stunned, I stunned, we both said," okok, we 2 also steam!"

lol...damn zai la! go Giordano at TM! ZAI one! the gal STEAM for u one!

Hectic Week

2008-08-16T05:08:00.000-07:00

Shag, this wk really very hectic for me. must juggle studies and metrosexual activities wif Simon Seah. not tat i really study alot actually(lol), but rushing point A to point B...SHAG! SIBEI SHAG AH!!!!

Monday, gym wif Simon, Tues gym alone, than at nite kopi wif Latino b4 he flied to USA to poke ah moh pussies. Wed ROCK CLIMBING WIF SIMON SEAH!!!!

Shag...i must admit, watch tv, knn, rockclimbing looks so simple. i tot as long as i can do 20 pull up, Rock climbing is nothing...knn,....u must have something, lots of something to really climb. u need leg muscle, lots of brain, and endurance to climb....shag....

As u can see, Lim Pei is praying everytime i climb up 1 rock...

Of course, cant resist to take a photo of myself conquering myself!

As ever, Mr Big Ego, i promise to upload his pic....lol

Y do i call him Mr Big Ego? let's juz say, As big as Simon looks, his ego is big, yet fragile...juz think of a glass panel!lol...

the Story goes: Thurs, Simon jio me go California Gym for trial...actually, i call it gian pen free gym! than u knw la, knn...no such thing as free mah. those CB there keep pestoring us to sign up on the spot. and they did a BMI analysis on us. My score, a 85, means Very Good. Simon, 72, Good only! wah....he du lan liao. he super du lan, tat he f**king very rude to the ah-neh woman.lol....HOW CAN SIMON LOWER SCORE THAN ME??!?!?!

i tell u, i heard his ego shatter....so for u, Simon, my bro, i delicate this song to u...

Kids today...

2008-07-31T09:43:00.001-07:00

I'm broke, but i believe, how much we eat, and how much we own in the bank, is God will. so juz when i'm about to cross dress go Changi sell backside, i got offer to teach part time Pri Sch Math. i knw, i knw, i can even hear some1 say,"wah chee...his english ke yi mah?" fuck la....lol...

Anyway, nowaday kids horrible...i wont say the sch lor, last time i read newspaper, 1 cock teach KP his student on his blog kenna jia lat jia lat!wohahaha....

Back to story, i go all the way West to teach. when i reach there, wah...impress wif nowaday services for Pri Sch demons. i saw some uncles in pink shirt, behind write," We're Pls to Serve!" i was like," WTF? committee service ah?" than wah~ is Bus Service! Bus uncles nowaday must wear pink shirt, fall in the little demons, headcount them, than send them to the bus! kaoz...gd sia! no wonder nowaday Spore so exp to have kids! u gotta pay for such service!

Than i saw those kids, run around, shouting, playing...so full of innocent...yes...i can i hear the background,"Return to Innocence...." wah ya ya, oh ya ya ya....oh ya~

I ask myself, now , how many of them here, yrs down the road, become NUS students, lawyers, docs, professional, unwed mother, drug addict, convict, AWOL army...etc...

Than i went to this class and teach them math....wah....nowaday, kids very fierce! got this dunno wat CB glue, inside got 1 fake tabpole.

Gal A: Teacher, teacher, u see, her glue got tabpole!

Me: wah....

Gal B: NO! this is SPERM! teacher, correct rite? SPERM is like this!

Me with the very stern face: NO! is call tabpole, gal, u too young to use tat word!

Gal B: No mah, teacher, this is SPERM!

Me:Respect the thing, is meant to be tabpole, not sperm!

knn....stupid gal! so young behave like tat! luckily lim pei is like lao ca bo! abo sure kenna rotan one! lol...

Than whole class CHAOS, i teach, all tok! than i angry, so i teach only those tat wanna listen. than? the boys can run table to table! FIGHT SOMEMORE!!! i stun, i young, Mrs Ang say i most naughty liao. and i only sit on my desk tok tok nia, abo draw cartoons.....nowaday, dare to leave their seats!

Nowaday, our sociality got problem,
1) newspaper report got pervert teacher touch boy ku ku jiao,
2) gal student go saying,"SPERM"
3) Principle scare trouble (my CB sec sch ex principle!)
4) overprotective parents...

like tat, how to groom student wif IQ and EQ? i think EQ is gone case liao....

Views

2008-07-24T09:33:00.000-07:00

Some friendship of a thousand yrs cant even pass a single test. Whereas some,u least appreciate it during the time tgt, in fact pass every single tests.

Dau Jiat juz left for china. Egune, tiong lee too. yet, more CDO bros send them off than their Uni friends. R we really gay?

Will this bond be the same after ROD? at least for now, let's enjoy the moments!

Everyone love Simon...at least i do...wohahaha

2008-07-17T09:19:00.000-07:00

First of all...to all my CDO bros...esp chinchun...SORRY for nv attending ur zouk out, becoz u knw y la. i'm glad tat u guys enjoy urself without me, or else moi will be very gulity.but yea, i knw, if i around, will be perfect...wohahahah...i heard someone said,"wah chee"

Anyway, back to main topic. Simon today preach me the arm destroyer stance, so hopefully, i'll be Hulk in 3 wks time. We went Orchard to eat, tok cock, act gay b4 my class, b4 his trip to malaysia diving. as usual, i tok, he laugh(sound gay). For those who knw Simon, he's a cock rite? he juz love to smack something. last time nv bring atm card buy shirt, smack the cashier table, scared the gay cashier half fuck! in camp, Guard duty, CRF KL wif him, he also smack table when he guard com....2day, he power!

As usual again, i joke, he laugh. we were moving down the escalator at HMV, dunno wat cock i said, wah, tat Simon laugh until than happy, he SMACK DOWN! knn...he smack one ah moh woman's head! i stun, he stun, she DAMN DU LAN!!!! Simon keep saying sorry, she said nvm...but knn...her face damn du lan...WELCOME TO SPORE!!!!

For those wonder...how Mr Smackdown looks like...

from Left to Right: Me, Xiaohua, SMACKDOWN!, Mingxiang

PS: this photo is during CDO's D&D day...

Show me the Money!

2008-07-15T08:45:00.000-07:00

"when u wanna settle down?"
Me: show me the money...

"when will u like to get marry?"
Me: show me the money...

"dun u wanna haf a family?"
Me: show me the money...

really damn sianz. is always bout money, money, and more money! tat's y is always gd that there's fuck buddies out there. coz the give u sex, u give them love. but no committment, no one will bitch bout no money! btw, i dun haf fuck buddies to date...last time also no haf...

serious, i be very honest. and i wont say grapes are sour! of course every1 wanna haf a sense of belonging. tat some1 tat belong u, and vice visa. but if u're not making money, do u think is fair for her?

Note: mine is on a guy's perspective!

if she dun mind, u're lucky! but if someone wif money comes along and she left u, WILL U BLAME HER? pls...look into ur mirror, and wallet...

i haf a sister, i haf a niece, i haf very close childhood gfs like yun, ricky's sis..etc...most importantly,i always believe, men or women, deserve the best, or at least, the best they can get! so seriously, no money, y tok bout love and nest? if there's no twigs, how does sparrow build its nest?

sometime, like 2day, really make me wonder when will i haf a nest of eggs. i'm not self pity, ok. but rather, i am priorizing my life. i wont earn $0, get a gal, and expect her to 100% loyal to me. tat will be fuck up! even though i'm studyin a professional cert, i gotta be realistic. cert is a key, cert does not determine ur future. So, i'll pretty much be myself,be as happy as i can, and try to climb this fucking ladder of life ASAP! than, we'll tok bout nest and R&R.

am i being low in confident? fucking not. the line of being realistic and daydreaming is very thin. i knw where i stand, i bitch wat i like. my life, my way, dun teach me how to fuck! thanks u!

Views....

2008-07-14T20:44:00.000-07:00

Some people juz prove me right about them once more. hey, watever it is, it's aint moi fault!

Blaming others is always the easiest. I am morally wrong, but i dun do friends any wrong to date...beside the occasional bitchin...whoahahah

Views...

2008-07-14T11:28:00.000-07:00

Sometime, is not about the yrs of friendship tat we cant bear to let go. Rather, is the yrs of friendship was wasted on. Rather never was.

Guys of 3rd Coy, short, yet quality ones...

And yes...i still hate Witono and Allen Alex...

Typical classical me~

2008-07-13T10:39:00.000-07:00

yes guys, as usual, moi gotten share a classical song wif u all! this time no Paula Abdul, but Peabo Bryson's IF EVER YOUR IN MY ARMS AGAIN!!

Well, after hearing it, i bet u bros who knw me well, typical manfred, typical old song!

For those who find his voice familiar, he's the MCB who sang our childhood Disney Cartoons theme like Beauty and The Beast, and A Whole New World...etc...

Pls enjoy it, and feel...

It all came so easy, all the loving you gave me
The feelings we shared
And I still can remember, how you touched me so tender
It told me you cared

We had a once in a lifetime
But I just couldn't see until it was gone
A second once in a lifetime
May be too much to ask but i swear from now on

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll hold you forever
This time we'll never end

I'm seeing clearly, how I still need you near me
I still love you so
There's something between us, that won't ever leave us
There's no letting go

We had a once in a lifetime
But I just didn't know it til my life fell apart
A second once in a lifetime
Isn't too much to ask 'cos I swear from the heart

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll hold you forever
This time we'll never end

The best of romances deserve second chances
I'll get to you somehow 'cos i promise now

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll hold you forever
This time we'll never end

Repeat Til Fade

Zouk, Neo and my car...

2008-06-26T10:55:00.000-07:00

been a while since went zouk wif my fellow cdo brothers...esp the pl7 ones. oh ya, and xiaohua! :) esp since he had a gf, nv meet him for awhile liao! oh well, to celebrate Neo's bash( tat's wat chinchun said...machiam, like Paris Hiton hor?)

well, if u ever wanna get tekan in such celebration, remember...call Sgt Lazy! he's the pro! well, treat Neo 2 Lambogini, 2 long island , 2 dunno-wat-black-black one, and cheevas, is good enough to send ah Neo to hell and back...or rather...send me to hell instead!

u c, after so long, nv go zouk..i really lost my way liao. dunno how to catch the "hand-signal" liao. sigh~ last time, got 3 gals kenna by my signal...now...ah pei me mute liao. cant dance...only shake ass nia...somemore...i gt flat ass. lol...

than Mr Neo, king of alchol! drink liao, still can stylo milo. so lazy, Jon,kenn, jason, xiaohua, kunda, hanwei all tekan him. only foo and me drive...so we're kinda kind. than...tat ah Neo...high liao...keep hugging...and ya...keep hiting my head, dun to my height. than finally, our friend gone liao! he went toilet and disappear. when i found him ouside....

WARNING: FOLLOWING PICS ARE GRUESOME, PARENTAL GUIDENCE IS ADVISED...

Ken Chng pointing to the suspect... After the goal, Pippo Neo slide against his own vomit to prove a point!
Yes...Gruesome... Juz look at the pants...

Basically...Hanwei and i drag him out of moi car... ah...look at tat kitty...
Look at my seat...
They aint sperm alrite...

Ever try cleaning ur car at 3am? i did!

My love for Neo...

I wanted to rape his ass wif Hanwei...but we couldnt decide whether to play wif SM

Han wei toying wif himself...
Werewolf in Yishun...transforming back to human form

I promised u pple, my 1st and last time fetching a drunkard in my car, feeling guilty Neo?lol...

but i do get the kick when i splash water at his face...PRICELESS!

Hulk vs Ironman

2008-06-19T23:54:00.000-07:00

I guess the whole world watched Kung Fu Panda liao..except me...hiaz... Wanted to watch wif my dad, but he's in China, so too bad. decide to give it a miss. This type of cartoon, either i watch wif my family, or gals. not brothers man...so gay...(sorry for whoever CDO bros i knw tat go and watch...u are juz so GAY!wohahaha)

anyway, went to watch Hulk wif ah pete! at the expense of TY, hahaha...paiseh bro, i too excited to watch le! beside lao pete also cock, said go library study for his exam, than suddenly jio me watch Hulk!

Anyway...Hulk..ermm...only Hulk nice to watch nia. the whole story...ermm...like i say, only when Hulk is out, action milo-stylo etc, nothing nice le. Liv Tyler old liao, meaty liao, not attractive le. even though i love MILF, but...hiaz...she's not tat league yet...but look aweful! Edward Newton, i felt he's wasted in tat show! he's a gd actor...but pple watch Hulk, not Bruce Banner...so u knw...

Compare to Ironman, no fight! Ironman, i love watching Tony Stark, Ironman, the "hero"...ok nia, fight lor...but Tony Stark...wah...wet la! he's a fucker, and i LOVER fuckers! life's short, fuck hard, fuck smart! No wonder dau Jiat said i'll love watching Ironman... he so understand me~

Exam over le, Reservist coming le, schol starting also...man...suddenly, i feel tat i wasted the exclusive 2008 July away. slp late, watch utube, everymorning, Paula Abdul sings Rush Rush to me live in Yokohama from Utube while i brush my teeth...very unconstructive...i better plan to do something...my market getting smaller u knw...

met some1 lately. suffering from depression i think. very downcast person. unhappy wif the meaning of live, and thanks God, tat it keeps him moving, living.

well, kinda sad i felt. i dun mean to offend anyone here, juz sharing my thots, and hopfully, can helps anyone...

u see, is gd tat we haf a religion sometime, to give us hope, morals of living...etc. but i juz felt tat it is not right to say, "God give me the strength to live on". really...i felt this is rather like being in disillusion. wat if, i mean wat IF, a major tragic event take place, will u blame GOD? i feel tat "God" should be to remind us, of our every single decision to act (ok..i knw i'm not really gd at reminding myself sometimes...hohoho), and not to every shit and sweet things is god god god. u need to be independent!

to me, everyone falls, we need to live thru it, bitch bout it if necessary to de-stress, and remember it to make us a stronger person. and not why why why, and damn damn damn. come on, if u cant beat them, join them! dun give excuses to make yourself victimised, unwilling to accept defeat in life.

y am i saying all these? well...maybe i cant get to slp now, tat's y...

Portsmouth

2008-05-17T19:02:00.000-07:00

Hey, i juz got a shock of a my life. Portsmouth finally win the FA Cup, Harry Rednapped 1st trophy! but nah...the shock is...do u knw tat Portsmouth is known as the Blue Bird? Man Utd aka Red Devil, Liverpool aka Reds...Portsmouth..ermm...blue bird!??!?!

U knw la, chinese newspaper like to direct translate...ermm..." LanJiao finally win the FA cup wif niggie Kanu SHOOTING the ball into the EMPTY net!"

man...sound so wrong tat i enjoy it...

no wonder this season they can win the FA cup...last time, all angmoh, the bird not fierce not enough, this season, Kanu, Distin, Campbell, Mutari, Papa Diouf...kiaoz...still got more blackies lor...no wonder, this yr Lanjiao all big big big one, whack my beloved Red Devil 1 side!

From now on, i'm A LANJIAO FAN!

(maybe ah jom can be the 1st asian to play for portsmouth, down south, he wont be inferior to them....wohahaha...ah jom...ANACONDA!)

Goalkeeper injured!

2008-05-01T03:43:00.000-07:00

today, i really thot i very smart! last month, went soccer wif my beloved CDO bros! tat day i siao on,play GK, and outfield player! damn shag, somemore injured my left thumb when saving the ball. due to my inactive for several wks than, my body aches for 2 wks. i told ah neo, chin chun, i dun want to play le. coz it affect my studies. becoz for 2 wks, i almost fall sick.too hot...

than today, my lanjiao itchy! go play wif them again! this time, wah, i v clever. i dun want to body ache, exam coming, i need to study,so i play Goalkeeper! not so tired also, beside, i think over there, i the most noisy one!lol..

than, sianz...i this time injured my rite thumb...juz now went study wif pete...wah!!! cannot write lah! now also back to square one, lam pa pa lam, again gt problem study....sianz...

come to think back, wah, me damn go 1 on 1 specialist! save alot of 1 on 1 sitution...but ku ku leh, i super lao ya shot stopper. almost every shot from outside tat's on target all goal...sianz...ehheeh...especially tat Jean guy...piangz...his shot damn power, like Bati-lam-par! damn hard sia! if i am PAID to play, than i will be Peter Schmicheal, dive wif my life, but most prob end up verbal abusing my defenders....but since i PAID to play...than...let the ball goal la...not worth leh...ah neo block 1 shot, backside gone liao...not worth...

Deja Vu

2008-04-18T09:20:00.000-07:00

and again, and again, my whirlwind is ceasing. slowly, like sand and dust settling on the ground. the slow sia coming down from our ars to the toilet bowl pit...watever~

ok la, damn sianz lor. always rush rush come, rush rush end. 2 wks of heat, 1 wk of snow. used to it le.like i say, sweet memories...but still...there's a time, u will miss it, than u get over it, than accept it, and ta-dah! sweet memories!;)

kk...damn du lan also. dunno y i gt such gal friends. nv email me any thing b4, email nia, is "must forward to XXX pple, or else die here die there, ur who who will die" cb...somemore she veg. knn...

1st, she's supersitious! only shit do such things. any of u receive such stuff from me, must be i taking revenage on u for sending me. but than again, i dun waste time emailing pple. so whoever tat email me those, lucky bastard! i am forgiving!

2nd, she's selfish! how can she forward such thing! coz she scare happen to her, she forward, ask pple go and die. err xin rite?

3rd, i think she hate me. or else y forward me? ---_____---1

tat's y, friends~. sometime i also wonder, y i hao xin share lobang wif pple wif the purpose of synergy, helping friends of both sides, kenna sacastic reply. whoever u r, dun teach ur father how to fuck!

there are so many things i wanna said. really. so many things. everyday tell yang i also paiseh. i knw, we r buddies, but i also paiseh mah...dun wanna treat him like wall...lol...btw, coz we r study buddies, tat's y always meet...thnks bro, minus the lateness...wohahahah __1___

I really nv expect..

2008-04-12T07:55:00.000-07:00

as u guys...i mean GUYS...knw tat i always make friends, esp the pretty ones...;p. at least i'm honest. watever~

i always send "a smile" in friendster wif msg like wanna be friends...etc...but nv haf i ever in my life, imagine tat someone will send me a smile...and said,"Hi manfred, can we be friends?" by the name of Lionel! simi lan jiao???

http://profiles.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2962363&ref_smile=1

go view his profile..shld i hook up wif him?

x___X

really stun....i really dun wish Mr Karma wanna me be shag by some1...mercy Lord...

No one is perfect, and is a blessing

2008-04-11T07:34:00.000-07:00

well, had a rather happening April. but than again, no intention to share yet. so far, is juz a another short romance to put into my pocket, and die wif a smile in the future.

Anyway, was thinkin, was reflecting, man, i'm glad i'm so inperfect. really. i haf so many skeletons in the closets, so much, tat i really believe tat if i novalise it, it will be a best-seller! really! full of humour and scandels, and wow wow...

so much happen tat i ask myself, if yrs ago, i nv met her, and broke up wif her, and all the shits tat happen, i will be a damn boring creature, who live a wasted life away. yes, i might not be a millionaire(how many of us are anyway?), a star, or watever, but in my own rights, i achieve wat not many men can. yes, i'm loving it, and enjoying it.

for the records, i only had 1 real gf, a nos of almost-here-nor-there r/s, but really, is the AHNT r/s tat are the sweetest. ok, maybe not all...but most. there r short sweet love story, tragics, porn...ya, they r all nice romance, and memories. but i need to thanks my 1st breakup for all of them. coz after tat, i really appreciate watever short term r/s i had. they r short, start fast, end fast. and it always end b4 some1 is hurt. and yes, i haf nothing to badmouthed them.

well, if i was nv imperfect, or so call of it, i guess some of them wont be part of my sweet memories...coz at the 1st place, i could haf mind their past...and nothing happen. but becoz of my "stain", i felt, tat i'm in no position to judge anybody, and instead, as long as they're willing for me, who cares bout their past. but really, is always the ones tat haf skeletons in their closet, leaving the sweetest memories in me.

perhaps, i guess, is i like gal wif a past, who survive it, and learn from it, and can handle the future, man...tat is sexy. and yes, she is sexy, alrite...is impossible, but the times we had, however short it was, it was sweet.

i trace back my past, and i guess my last strand of naivity in r/s was wash away tat very day, months after my breakup, i was pouring water, and tokin to my sis. suddenly, i juz said i missed her, and i juz broke down. yes...is damn gay...but well, like my sis said, "and tat day, a monster was born..." yea...maybe, when my sis hear bout my confession of wat i did, she was like, "wat happen?" but enjoying every tales of it...yes...my sis, always so supportive.

Yes, i'm not perfect, so i haf no divine right to be judgmental, but yes, i'm easier, and happier.

Thnks for the sweet moments, i really love those oxtail

Good Teacher VS Bad Teacher, Singh VS Ang Moh

2008-03-28T08:33:00.001-07:00

today went for my 1st new audit class. teach by a Singh, director of the school somemore...tell u, i v depress over my Aduit paper. coz my previous Ang Moh CB teacher totally kill my interest in the lesson.

during her 4th lesson, she said,"oh my god, i can see pple dying...dozing off. i hope u pple understand, is not me tat's boring. is audit. tat's y i quit being an auditor and be a teacher"

SIMI LAN JIAO!!! where got teacher tok like tat one?!?!totally demoralising! so i decide, if this class is gg to sink, i'm not joining them! so i quit the class, take 1/2 my money...than went to apply another class...hiaz...tat class only 16hrs nia, 1 month b4 exam....so still waiting...

than, heard of this SIngh Lobang from Yang! tsk tsk...tell u, different sia! pple with passion teach is another story!

the Singh said," Audit paper is diff, always alot of pple fail. tat is becoz all of u try to vomit information. so do my question i give u, we'll discuss ur problems one by one!"

wah!!!!he actually said he willing to check our answer, do u feel obliged to do?

than somemore," wat u pple need is some tuning, and u can answer easily!"

wah!!!! so motivating! at least even i fail, i also wont hate the subject rite?

tat's y, pple wif passion teach diff. bloody ang moh....

My lesson, my imgination...my sperms...

2008-03-27T08:44:00.000-07:00

oh well, share some cock-tails wif u pple 2day.

1st Scenerio:

yesterday went Equity Plaza to sign up extra courses wif yang. kaoz, saw one damn hot, sexy young gal in the train! she's BUSTY, pretty(kinda the vain vain kind), wear mini skirt, shirt...wif the few unbutton top....wah~~~~ pcc...okok...

even Yang see liao also mari kita! he said,"even though she's not my type of gal, wah, give also take!"
(PS:for any ladies who think we r despo...fuck off! he gt gf, and i'm generous here to share our man's tok!)

than as usual, like kids(ok, i'm not anymore..", i asked," hey, if she let u up, how?" he replied," i will pinch myself, issit dreamin?"

cock rite? i slap his cock, i told him, if me, i will PINCH HER BREAST INSTEAD!!! knn..pinch urself, only wake up from the dream, sayang rite?might as well in the dream...u knw...wohahaha...later, he also agree, u c, level up liao!

Scenerio 2:

Peter, kaoz...morning 9am call me go mac for breakfast. unlike him to be so on, i obliged loh. so wash up and meet. than we chat, as usual, about the league standing..i mean OUR league...lol...than he said," do u knw tat a man only got 7 litres of sperm a lifetime?" i was like hong kan...i told him, maybe i shld share wif u guys...can u vision now, our sperm are like marathon runners, at the start line, warm up, getting ready....on ur mark...than this opening in front open up...than...CHIONG AH!!!!! all swim forward, out of the hole...and...."KNNBCCB!!!IS TOILET BOWL!!!!ARGGHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~"

hiaz...all my fierce warriors, 914IPPT CDO GOLD warriors..over the yrs, all end up in the Pit of "Death"....hiaz...if lucky, all those "selemat" find their way to a new life....hiaz...good guys finish last....

Ending note: pple, i really in love wif Paula Abdul le, i juz join her Fan Club!

I'm in love...AGAIN

2008-03-17T08:34:00.000-07:00

yes pple, i am now so deeply in love. In love again wif the same person...she's PAULA ABDUL!!!

kaoz...lately, while trying to get away from books, i watch TV and saw American Idol. than i saw cute Paula. those in CDO shld remb...i was CRAZY OVER HER AT 1 MOMENT WIF RUSH RUSH...rite?remb bros?ermm...nvm...Anyway, my love for her is back, and so strong...tat i went utube and see all the Paula video i can catch! and yes! i love the way she laugh! very cute!!!

i knw, pple gg to kp, she's a old hag! but i'll say...FUCK U! she's old, yet hot! those gals out there who go chiong, cant even dance 1/1000 like her, those wear tight like F also not as curvy as her, and certainly, I AM REFERING THOSE YOUNGER THAN HER!

yes! i love Paula! i even catch her reality show, Hey, Paula! and i love her even more! ARHH!!!! siao liao...btw...who say her lan jiao words is my ENEMY!!!!

yes, i'm nuts. so?

and to share, my Fantasy's cute laugher!~

Pissed...being a long time...

2008-03-16T04:22:00.000-07:00

been a while since i last so pissed! even "Mr Commando" fuckin mouth also nv pissed me off the last time at Ah Fong's Bday...anyway...

y the hell do some pple carry a HP, and dun reply pple? y the hell some pple on their MSN, and take ages or even better, dun reply! not even a sorry! y some pple can actually ignore a sms even if is few hrs later? btw, Jom, i'm not refering to u, juz read ur blog, urs and mine, separated cases!lol...

back to hell...damn piss. look, in the past, b4 i slp, i always leave my HP's sound on. why?so u fucking friends can find me if there's any problem! look, i'm not the come-on-barbie-let's-go-party-nia kind of friend! i'm the u need it, i'll be there kind of friend! result? some kuku midnite sms me "have a nice day" "4ward to how many CB and u be a CB..etc" wat the hell?

so i off the sound nowaday, and at least, AT LEAST i reply a missed called, or miss sms! and i cant believe it, until now, 4 hrs later, tat friend haven even reply, and best part, he's NOT EVEN A GAL! wtf...gettin sick man!

someone tell me, dun expect the world to treat me how i treat them. but i think this is call manners! and god damn some mother fuckers dun even knw simple mother cb fucker manners! YES! I"M PISSED! AND GUESS WAT? I"M SO FUCKIN HUNGRY TOOO!!!!!

knnbccb...really damn piss...

btw, juz receive a story, i call it BITCH OF THE YR 06-07. share wif u pple another day.... FUCK!

AQUA

2008-03-05T07:53:00.000-08:00

oh well...my inner ah beng is free! yes...i now love Aqua...hmm...7 yrs after they disband, now than i listen!

is all started wif Meet The Spartan. got 1 scene they play the song Barbie World,and tat's how i gt hook up...and well, if u go read their lyrics, i really give it to them. they may sound silly, but if u read words for words, their song is very descriptive... is really not tat senseless afterall! is more of controvosial, or either, is a story...not bad.

and yes, i like the gal singer also. last time maybe i very skinny, so i find her very musculer..very eee....but now, when i learn to accept the bone structure of European and Asian...hmm....i like her!Lene Nystrom!!! go utube find her song title "It's your Duty" wow...she really can sing, and yes...she's very sexy in the mtv...but i swear, i really love the song...than follow by her hot bodes....for those who i think i'm despo...too bad, she's hot! are u?

yes, a lady must haf nice leggy, check! boobs, check! big eyes, check! sexy voice, priceless...check!!!!

i love Lene Nystrom!!!!

出人头地 Part 2

2008-02-12T08:42:00.000-08:00

Now i shall promote y MUST watch 出人头地! dun like?than dun read! lol..coz me now going Ga Ga over the show!

juz to update, till now, i had juz watched till epis 12! y i like bout this old show?simple! coz morally is correct, realistic in characters' behaviour and the cast are my favourites!

from epis 1-8, is very warmth and simple. is about how 3 gd friends in a kampong in Sembawang with their families. life in kampong, the "stupid" ah soh and ah chey self made politics to make themselve impt, and simple morals and values of life which today TCS and real life is missing. like simple loyality, standing up and speak up. seriously, 2day most of us wont do tat...oh well...i used to, and regret...see wat i mean?

than epis 8-12, spd up! Lee Nanxing was a gd guy, smart, confident. juz tat when more opportunties open up, more temptation, one will juz grab 1st, answer later. which is very real in our life! wat he did in today world will be very correct,coz when chances come, u gotta grab. juz tat maybe everything fall into places too fast for him...so he change from simple ambitious to greedy. well, at least is acceptable to watch. today show, the character will be like so smart, so evil...shld i say, born evil....today show, simply forget about character evolving. too much plots, no depth.

Zoe Tay's character also nice! she so call "manipulate" pple in a harmless ways, try to be nice, and end up suffer, even though she's not tat goody as Chen Lizhen in the story. her's a realistic character.

go watch! really nice! if u pple like The Golden Path, 出人头地 can watch!

i planning to ask Young Gal help me buy the whole set from Mediacorp!

Shag

2008-02-10T07:32:00.000-08:00

past few days have been slpin in the morning 4-6am to 12pm. really take a troll on my body. not much exercising...worse! whole body ache, mind slpy. hiaz~~

oh well, another new yr has pass, another yr to look ahead. looking back...i really miss her...who?

i miss my NS cupboard!i always haf my prayers to them b4 i slp...hiaz...

出人头地

2008-02-09T05:20:00.000-08:00

Finally!!! anyone remember 1993, SBC channel 8, 出人头地? the 1st show Li Nanxing act as a villian? in fact, i have been hoping that a vcd will come out, and i can buy! but i found it online!!! yeah!!!

the show super simple, super warmth, super sad,anyway, juz SUPER! Lee Nanxing shld go back act more villian role! but i must say, i'm a reborn Zoe Tay's fan now! i mean i like the 1980s to 90s Zoe Tay! she looks so malayu kampong sweet! now i remember y i used to like her so much!

so..where can u catch it? ask me directly throught my msn and i'll tell u! better keep it low..knn...tat time youtube got the Golden Path...than until last 3 eps, haiz,...TCS KPKB...sadz sia...

me so happy!

路

2008-02-08T22:05:00.000-08:00

路
~~
我们都该回头看看来时路
就算起凤偶尔有雾模糊不了幸福

我们都该在心里数数感动的次数
谁陪你疯谁陪你笑拍拍肩一起追逐

多少爱错过了才看清楚
多少事无法弥补才认输
多少次以为找到了幸福
却发现一开始就是个错误

每一段路都是一段领悟
珍珠再夺目留不住心头热呼呼
真心的鼓舞能温暖一生的旅途

每一段路难免荆棘密布
把坚持牢牢握住不怕艰难险阻
学会去爱就不会迷路

I'm not a knight in shiny armour...

2008-02-04T08:57:00.000-08:00

I dun want a damsel in distress...really, i am not a man tat love to be a hero. i wont wield my sword and rescue u from the evil dragon...but i dun mind stab u wif the SWORD OF LIVES...

but i'm lookin for someone to perfect VIRGIN SWORDPLAY wif me...ermm...i dun mean playin wif my "sword" u asshole! i looking for one that can go thru thick and thin wif me...NOT DOWN THERE THICK AND THIN U CB!!! another word, i am the damsel...

X____X

问世间情为何物,只叫人哭父哭母~

2008-02-03T08:49:00.000-08:00

Today, Sensei ManFlirt gg to teach u pple, the essence of "问世间情为何物,只叫人哭父哭母"!

yes, the wise one will explain to u today...*sitting under tree*

Y must one be bother by affair of the heart?wise one says,"love is immaterial, y bother to cry mother and cry father?"

PS Note: wise one dun tok alot, only few words is Universal True...;)

Navy!

2008-01-23T08:41:00.001-08:00

Anyone remember there's a SBC show during the 90s about NDU? starring Zoe Tay, Chen Tianwen, and Desmond Sim(i am his ultimate fan!). u knw, after finishin The Golden Path, i tot,"finally can concentrate on my other stuff..." ah foo told me every mon and tues nite 130-330am showing!

Die la...now mon and tues 4am than slp...correcton, is Tues and Wed 4am than slp!!! hiaz...watchin tat show, really reminds me of NSdays... all the stir shit, fun and tears. tat show is the closest thing to remind me of the times we had. sometime, i really do regret the little kpkb we had..but come to think bout it, i really enjoy my times wif u guys! perhap, only elite forces during NSdays can enjoy such togetherness...coz we go thru them from recruit to NSman tgt. i'm not trying to emphasis the word elite here, but the word FROM. in life, is only FROM, tat we learn how to treasure and work. i treasure u guys, and work for better r/s! sound gay sia!

So there's a BBQ coming up,so now i must say more mushy things here, so fri, u guys will love me to bits, and cook for me to eat! wohahaha....am being politically correct here eh>?wohahhha

I learn a lesson this wk, nv ever court someone in the same class/work place! hiaz...now, i am in the same class as this gal who i failed to woo. hiaz...felt very pai seh to face her...(i nv raped her). but damn, she went to rebond her hair, not so attractive liao!wohahahaa....but she's pretty(to me), so still pretty la....but friends of mine who saw her, juz cant believe tat her cutting is my type! stun...haiz...friends say my type of gal is busty, gold hair, add some tattoos...than smoking and chantin,"KNNCB~~~~~~~~~~" i not beng wat.....lol...so, nv again...will i court someone same class as me.

Certain things...

2008-01-19T00:48:00.000-08:00

Certain things about girls online...i juz dun understand. ever cho bo-ing, view other pple's friendster profile, and come across some pple contradicting themselve?

eg1) my favourite! these gals will bend down showing their cleaveage, pic of them stickin finger in their mouth,wear tiny winy spread legs open, than on their profile writes," No perverts pls!"

wtf rite? dun give me the excuse, they think they're sexy,or they like tat particular sensational moment pic. lan jiao understand? i also like to put pic of myself, naked, half-naked, CDO nude pics wif jom jom and lazy, becoz i find them funny, but do? of course, if i put and the reaction is from ladies askin me how much, i will be more than happy! but in this reality, i shld be getting msg from He-man askin me how much instead! so? this is the ultimate effect and consequence! so y the hell those ladies kpkb so much?

eg2) some gals we knw, bitchy like fuck, change boyfriends like pads, let pple f like eating lolipop...but, i'm ok, they love being liberal, let them la....but no when they put some cb pics and comment like,"if only they knw how hurt i was..." "u broke my heart.." "am only looking for real love..." very super wtf... is like a rapist at Bedok raping grannies and announced," i love my granny!!" wtf am i tokin? well...is this wtf feeling they giving me!

anyway, this is not some manfred is sad so kpkb statements, juz find it entertaining to share...especially now sch start...not much time to get tgt...;)

I am balding...oh great!

2008-01-03T09:34:00.000-08:00

hiaz...sorry Norman!!!Karma has finally catch up wif me...oh yes...Am balding! from the side of my forehead.Yang, Foo and Kurt agree tat me, Manfred Tan, IS BALDING! KNN...stun, spent 2k to fix my teeth for a future Tom Cruise's smile, exchange wif a Jaap Stam's head! Perfect!

told mum about it, her reply was, "great! shows tat u're been studying hard!" stun...than i'm gg to bald more...coz sch started liao....and wow...3 modules ahead~

1st lesson wif yang, did the darnest thing! know of this gay fuck who yang know,and we always laugh about. enter classroom, saw him, so my reaction was to smile!damn...all those sale's experience fault...always smile...end up....hiaz...some1 in lesson now keep peepin at me and smile....jia lat liao...y do i always attract the weird and lonely ones?!??!! LAO TIEN JIU JIU WO BAH!!!!!

;) i love my head!

If only they knw the truth

2007-12-27T06:05:00.000-08:00

hiaz...felt rather "huh?" lately. how shld i go about...hmm...

to make it simple,a summary! ;)

ok, b4 my army days, i used to have a associate(NOT GANGSTERS LA!!). 1 gin gang of us, especially me, always hang out, drink...machiam, leading ah beng life style. indeed, there is some politics inside....but i gotta admit, it was a NON-VALUED added phase of my life. seriously, my mum always said, "those days, i wonder y u listen to pple, and hate ur mum..." during my army days...i reflect...yap...i was wrong. tat's y, i love my army life(to a certain degree!).

3 yrs had pass, i never mix with them liao. hiaz...pple who dunno, all assume tat the "universal truth fellow" and me turn off over a toilet paper! hahaha...if only they ever knw the truth! well, i dun bother to explain to them anyway.

however, i gotta admit...am a person who seek value-added friends! and if i felt u are value-adding me, or added, this friendship will be a lasting one! haiz...y bother to mix wif pple tat de-value u? i spent chunk of my pre army days being de-value...like? hmm...hurting my ego like, "u think u very handsome?", "r u the type to study Uni meh?dun waste time!" and washing my brain like," ur mum is a control freak!", "all gals are bitches!"...etc...now maybe some of u will be surprise..tat i WAS a low self esteem freak!wohahaha..and now...the EGOISTICAL BASTARD HAS LANDED!!woahahah

so gotta thanks my old unit, i learn bout self confident! i learn tat i can do wat i nv dare...yap...of course now u tell me to sit roller coaster...no way! but hey, if i need to sit, i will...lol... afterall, from a non swimmer, to swimming in the sea, to now can at least free style(but turtle spd)!

i remb since young, when mum cried over family matters, i always told her, "is ok to fall, and we CAN get up. but we must get up in STYLE!" today? hahah...my mum doing better than those jerks who look down on her in the past! and yes, i was down during "tat" period, always boast and really drank 15 bottles of beer per nite...crazy rite?i call it stupid! thanks buddha, lol...i found a new path! and cut off from tat route!

indeed, tat associate of mine, he fell,maybe worst than me. but the problem wif him? he got up, but nv fully. and no style at all. with tat, he poision all those around him to be at his level! i'm not being bitter. i'm being observent! really...

cloud left, she's an aduitor now
pete left, he's a IT spec now
i left, 1)i nv knw i can study better than b4
2)i surprise myself w the no of girls i have after cutin the route!
ps: this is not boasting,juz a statistic
3)i love my life and my surrounding,and yes...i dun blame anyone!

i do not wanna go those tat still wif him, coz afterall, they were my friends..but yap...i believe life will be better if they nv mix so much wif him...

but this particular one...i like to share,coz afterall, he's the one who make me wanna blog today. tat associate of mine, cook up a story tat i, while being in CDO, hate Guards! i gotta confess, no such rubbish! so this "One" got piss off...so somehow, i also nv like him as a person, and he almost "outdo" me in Honour and Glory...only to injure and downgrade. seriously..i have a foul mouth, but when i knw bout his mishap, i juz felt sorry for him, becoz after all the training, downgraded...i can understand the "fall". there is no happiness in me. i really dun remember! seriously, i wont be tat happy if justino die, but i'll be happy if he kenna bully by ppe everyday! i'm mean...not evil~ lol...

and when ty went to tat gathering last wk, tat "ONE" said tat if i ever return, he'll kill me.... wow...he really hate me more than i dislike him for something i nv ever done. i guess, afterall, this is the final victory...someone hate me for i-dunno-why-reason. tat mean somewhere along this path, i done something victorous...

now, i'm still not yet recover from my fall. coz i'm jobless,not earning...but i knw, i worth this wait. coz i'm schooling!;) and yes, i will stand up in style! ;)

Reflect oneself b4 u teach others how to F***

2007-12-13T02:27:00.000-08:00

Finally EXAM OVER LIAO!!! hahaha...cfm 1 paper chui~ coz all theory based...2 words...HONG KANG!!!!

well, is been almost a yr since i went zouk. wif chinchun aka Dau Jia, Jiader aka slacker, Jason aka CB lips and Simon, the I-want-to-book-out. at least also met BK and Zhongyi. not bad...fun nite, and really amazed wif myself...coz after the rest of them went Phuture wo me...i still can alone dance!!!wohahaa....must be exam too stress liao~

Anyway, met some old classmates there...quite cock. ask me where am i doing. ACCA is not easy...i knw...but i juz dun like it when pple said,"wah....tell u, u sure regret one...very hard..cannot make it!! i last time take all fail" see the difference? u fail doesnt mean i WILL fail. maybe fail 1 or 2 or worst, 10 modules? but i got something they dun haf, i preserve! knn...look, i used to be a non swimmer, almost drown when i was 8 yrs old. so...hmmm...do i;

a) tell the whole world swimming can kill!forget it bout it!

or

b) shut the fuck up, master it and shout to the world, "I USED TO CANT SWIM!!!"

i really dun mind u share experience...but pls...dun put me down...i'm not smart, i'm juz a slow learner...and do u knw wat they say bout slow? when we catch up, eat my gas!!

;) sia lan rite???wohahahhaa

Weird Chinese Man

2007-12-07T06:37:00.000-08:00

ok..juz a short one...a weird one.

today, went to eat cold crab with mum. i went to the Gents...FUCK! 1 chinese man pee never close the door...knn..i hate such pple...than he turn around saw me...nvm...he pee, i wait...coz only 1 cubicle. than after he pee, he tore some toilet paper...ok...than looks like our dear uncle very scare dirty, he used the paper to flush the toilet...WOW....so SHI WEN ah!!! than come the best part...HE WALKED OUT WITHOUT WASH HIS HANDS!!!!

wtf rite???

story haven end wor....remb...i was eating crab? he WAS BESIDE MY TABLE EATING CRAB WITH TAT HAND TAT TOUCH HIS LAN JIAO!!!!! KNNBCCB, SIMI LANJIAO?!!??!?!?!!

stun...wtf...stun again, stun x2... @____@

2mrw will be beginning of the end of my work year 07

2007-12-03T05:44:00.000-08:00

2mrw will be beginning of the end of my work year 07, will be my 1st paper...lol..law sia~

arhh...my greatest worry?is i not worry at all....tat's the problem....haiz...

my mum's very rich friend came to Spore, hinting whether can we spare a room for her daughter to stay and study...hmm..she look likes FIona Xia minus the breast...my answer? "MOTHER PLS TOLONG TOLONG LET HER STAY!!!!" but looks like mum had rejected pple le....

ARGHHHHH!!!!!!! ;(

Wedding Bell..ding ding dong~

2007-12-01T11:02:00.000-08:00

Wah!!!many pple around me getting marry. 2 months back, Old Man (knn..where's the photo ah?no news from him...), last month, Ah Chye, later afternoon, Angeline.

Life certainly got a kind a trend! 5-16 yr olds, will be usually busy attending our uncles, aunties, cousins, simi simi wakor weddding! than 17-22(funeral and funeral (knn...dun ask me y!!! i watch alot of Mi Li Ye~)!!!than 23-maybe 27 is Wedding Wedding and Wedding...hmm...so if we use Y=aX(pwr B) (wohahaa...study until siao liao!!!) these 3 will repeat until...errmm....we end at OUR FUNERAL!!wohahaha...

damn sianz...i'm excited...after my paper, will be zouk, gym, swim, sex and party!!!wohoooohahahaha~

I am Legend...

2007-11-30T06:34:00.000-08:00

Anyone saw the thriller of I AM LEGEND, starring the coolest irreplaceble Will Smith?? kaoz...tell u, damn nice lor..is like, hmm...the starting scene u see him wake up, makan breakfast, do exercise, bath his dog, go shopping for CD, play golf...while New York is EMPTY!!!than at nite...trying to survive....coz he's the only survior in a zombie world...WAHHHH!!!!! NI AH PEI WET WET LAH~~~~~

than i told yang tat movie must go watch...knn...than i told him, the thriller show those zombies chasing after him...imagine...if I AM LEGEND...in a world, i'm the only MAN...wo a single WOMAN...hmm...could i have RAPE the FEMALE ones???woahaha...than imagine..nite come...the zombie(female ones) saw run while i CUM??wohahaha...basket...yang said, "u're INDEED LEGEND!!!" -__-!

wohahaha.. 4 more days to exam..LAW sia...law...really law LAW...

I found my song~

2007-11-29T07:55:00.000-08:00

Finally...i not only found the 2nd theme song of Mi Li Ye...i upload the chorus to my HP...lol...got yang so irriated!!!been playing and singing for like...non stop! ;p

exam coming...really 飞越在梦中....

Exam soon...where am i now..

2007-11-27T08:41:00.001-08:00

i always vision us, walking in path...inside a jungle..along the way, we'll see each other...and each go our ways. we'll meet someone tat guide us out...held us up, giving us gd momoments,and sad ones.

so where am i now?? i see a sign board, 2009 ahead. yes...hopefully 2009, i can start from somewhere i like to be. btw,my studies not ending at 2009...is BEYOND TAT!!!!shag sia...

i am currently volunteerly to be held up, by my family...hopefully tat date, i can fly freely without any worries...;)

am experiencing a change. wanna change, wat am i tokin? hahaha...i knw can le. tat's wat i like about blog. who cares? lol...

Ambition never comes to an end. - Kenneth Kaunda

My view on England and Beckham

2007-11-22T04:25:00.000-08:00

So all guys and gals who follow soccer, well..England is out! so Euro 09 might be a little boring...coz afterall...SCV promote ALOT of Premier League. Actually...i think tat McClaren siao one. he's a reall ku ku. u c ah, Robinson when not on form, conceding goals, he keep his faith in him. Than when now, Spur kept 4 clean sheets, McClaren drop him and install Carson. Not tat i blame tat Car-Chen, but...McClaren really pick wrongly la...

Hiaz...tat night, i knw Isreal sure win by 1 goal, so i bought final score 1-0, total goal 1. AH NEO~~~~~~~ i lost....than i argue wif ah foo, y England wont qualify...that i somemore say i gg to buy England lose...than, now jobless, juz lost money, nv buy....stun....BYE BYE ENGLAND!!!

hiaz...finally Beckham...tat lad really poor thing. to me, pple r juz jeolous tat he's handsome, can fuck Vitoria, got 3 sons...so watever he do, pple KPKB....say he cannot dribble, cannot run....only can cross...hiaz...but i really admire is his Determination....BUT...there's still pple KPKB him...he really dun deserve such treatment...hiaz....nvm, i will support LA Galaxy now on...lol

Orchard Road

2007-11-17T05:11:00.001-08:00

As usual, went to fetch mum 2day...but wah hahaha....2day 1st time in my life KPKB in public!!!

am was slping in the car when my mum suddenly shout for me outside...stunned, i got out to see wat happen. all i heard was,"call the police!". so dunno wat's gg on, i juz dash across the road, ask my mother wat happen. all my mum say got 1 cb china man disturb her! i also dunno wat he said, so i juz dash 2ward them like ah beng, KP them to come back. got 2 fuckers...knn...so i shouted in chinese wat he said to my mum. knn...wif his china slang, all i can hear is,"lao da...Lao da..." knn...i really hate such rat! than he pet me and say"lao da, lao da" i fed up, i told him to dun touch me,than i ask if he wanna earn money in spore....i asked him twice, than he eaid he want. so? i told him, "here is spore, u dun disturb our woman...or else u can go back china eat wat u ate." (applaud me spore ladies~ lol...") than my mum came and cursed at him. i STILL dunno wat he said to her...so i juz asked my mum go back to the car...best part....best part...i said, "i count to 3, u better fuck off..." than he again "lao da...lao da..." i shouted 1, he turned and walk...2, he ran...shiok la...wohahahaha

knn...when i am oversea, i fuckin behave myself...tat's y i cant stand pple who behave like them. not becoz he poor or construction...i haf no such issue wif them. BUT...i hate it when pple on workin hr or oversea trying to misbehave!

Uncle Manfred, Student Manfred...

2007-11-06T10:44:00.000-08:00

alrite...shld be studyin...but lazying...damn tat Simon Seah...tokin to me in msn, than nv reply. wtf?i stun...

Uncle Manfred V shag...i almost wkdays everyday go spend 4 hrs babysit my niece. nope, i not complaining...juz tat concern tat will it affect me?but nah...no excuse. even if i dun babysit, i bet i will be doing silly things...like PCC?lol...

but hey, now i'm an expert in carrying BB. ok..i dun change diapers, i cant breast feed...but kaoz...today i witness my niece shit! after 2 days of non-ass activities...2day was like...hmm...brown congee flowing out!!!bet u guys will stop eatin congee for now...coz i stop...hahahaha

sorry to my many bros...i really no time for u pple...u c ah, i taking only 2 paper this sem...but they very powerful..alot of pple failed b4....so i'm kinda stress now. so sorry my love ones!

hopefully, i can clear my level 2 by 2009, so at least can search for a full time job...life is not easy...2mrw me putting braces...also very worry...thousand of dols for pain in exchange...hiaz~

Maybe something to retro about....

2007-10-13T08:33:00.001-07:00

Fuck tat CB nanny!

2007-10-12T08:05:00.000-07:00

Last month is heaven for me. Old Man married, my niece is born...yes, within a month, i got my new rank...UNCLE liao...;P

BUT...today, i really damn du lan! when my sis got this CB fat bitch as a nanny, i tried to be nice...tok to her a bit...so tat she feels at home, to give my niece a gd job. my style, give pple the benefit of the doubt. i give 1st, i expect returns. Job of a nanny; to reduce the mother's stress, and ideally, ensure tat baby DOES NOT cry. so wat tat fat KNNBCBB nanny return?

1st, she tok and tok...knn...one CB not enough, another one on her face! really CB lips!

2nd, when my sis and i ask her baby questions, she will juz push the questions away..as if we were askin stupid questions...gd rite?

3rd, when my sis is bathing...wat the fuckin is she bathing for? both bath, than baby who see? yap...i see...so?wat can i do? baby cried and cried, i went to knock on the toilet door...she on the tap....clever rite?CCB....

4th, baby want pple to carry, so baby make noise...so? jolly well carry la! knn...mother eating , she watch TV...than when i ask, "y baby cryin?" she answer,"oh...bad habbit liao..wanna pple carry..." than carry less than fuckin 5 min, put baby down. than? uncle carry for 1.5 HRS!

5th, after my sis feed baby, she ask the nanny to pet baby to blurp. she fuckin pat less than 5 min AGAIN, and put baby sleep sideway (my sis went toilet). i blur fuck, of course juz look la...than when my sis and i look at baby, baby pluke! KNN...make sense rite? baby juz drink, nv blurp,y fuckin put her to slp, sure pluke wat! KNN....in the end? uncle carry her for 1 hr than put her on bed to slp! coz i also guilty i fuckin blur let tat LCB mistreat my niece!

KNN....fuckin hired her 1200dol make us more worry! i gg to ask my bro-in-law to give her the boot! KNN...LCB, CCB....2mrw i will bring 2 chi wa wa give her! let dog FUCK!

wat i am lookin for...Application pls send now...lol

2007-09-09T09:35:00.000-07:00

hiaz...this month, lots of pple asking me, "when u wanna attach?" "u dun want to attach meh?" "u not scare single mah?"

okok...so my answer to everyone!

I only scare marry the wrong gal! not scare of single! to marry and divorce than is the worst route to single! At least if single from start till end,at least got saving! Kids? haiz...my niece coming soon, my sis's kid(s) will be mine, so dun worry bout someone cleanin up my grave(ho ho ho)

but really, i haf reach a all new level. so maybe i can like to share wif my "emotionally confused GUYS"!!!

i prefer to like someone who can love me more than i do! because simple, like me, all my friends(yes, u guys!)are responsible pple. we knw when to be responsible. so isnt it better to be loved, than appeciate, and return the love to receive more love from her by ur actions?

Win win situtation...dun waste time every wkend meet, she call u report...hoping for her to suddenly hug u and say,"let's be tgt!" knn..tat one is Taiwan love movie. due to only 2 hr of filmage...must cut short,so love look very fast! dun be a cock....be realistic...logic!!!

i dun wanna get one juz for the stake, than end up someone better to appear, or worst, someone better for her to appear...knn...

and yes...play hard while we're single guys...coz play now, when u're finally settle down, u wont, and she will be lucky,whoever is she....

so am i still playing???
wohahahahhaaha

Ugly get Uglier..

2007-09-07T09:22:00.000-07:00

oh well, juz went supper wif Yun the other nite. been like 6 months since we last meet up. hiaz...felt so guilty,always we Gang of 4 gather, always nv jio her...only only gal within the Gang...hahahah

but times really flies. we haf been friends for like 12 yrs...saw her from a girl to a teen to a woman....ok...not really very woman....hahaha...but something at the same time,also nv change...her height!hahaha...ok, better not be too mean...

she's a very gd temper lady.one of the best i ever meet in my entire life! really. but nowaday, i can see lots of "anger" in her eyes. we chat ...ok, i admit, is i tok and tok(as usual). coz Manfred been quite down lately ya knw....(as usual...boo boo...). than when is her turn to speak...felt sad for her.

juz to cut it short. she's an aduitor. wif a fuckup boss who dun work and boss around (pretty like justin soh u knw) and really say mean things! pls pple...i only say mean things to pple tat cross my path. and not anyone. read my testi from friendster...all say i HAO REN!hahhaha

at first, i tried to be positive. explaining tat from such "training", u're will be a stronger person in future. but...when i hear more of it...i juz ask,"is she pretty?" answer "NO. fat and ugly"

really, is no crime to be ugly. i knw i also not very handsome or watever....but but...is a crime to be ugly and mean! admit it pple, this world is UNFAIR. u're pretty and bitchy, so?u're pretty in fact does help a lot in life. like? juz be 10% nicer for the day, pple who dunno u,"wow...she's so pretty..." who care about her being mean? if u're both of the worst world...."knn...fat and ugly somemore so KNN!!!"

hiaz...in the past, soap opera always the ugly ducking become swan....inner beauty...etc....today...hiaz...worse is WORST!

Confuse

2007-08-26T11:10:00.000-07:00

i was longing for,but nv seekin for. Logic over passion. And now, when present wif the possibility, i got myself so confused.

i will be happy, but is it fair?could i be any happier?

Be selfish....

Today...

2007-08-24T11:23:00.000-07:00

You are always alert and keenly observant. You are not truly satisfied with your everyday status and you are seeking fresh avenues which can give you the opportunity to prove your worth. You feel that there are still many barriers that stand between you and recognition - but one by one you will overcome them. Your tenacity is your one good point - like an English Bulldog, once you take the bite, you will seldom let go.Now there are many things in life that you require as essential to your well-being but, try as you may, something always seems to be getting in your way. A word of advice - 'keep trying' and you may be pleasantly surprised to see just how matters turn out.You wear your heart on your sleeve and since you are an emotional person you are apt to give your all - heart and soul - to all those that show you a little affection; but take care - it would appear that you have been extremely hurt in the past and you keep leaving yourself wide open for punishment.You are exhausted, over stressed and you refuse to give in. You are trying to minimise the tension by being physically active. It would seem that you are experiencing problems with an existing relationship and try as you might, you find it impossible to alter the situation because there is no co-operation. There is an urgent need for proper understanding which may only be accomplished by communication. At this time you feel that there is no 'give and take' on either side. This is resulting in constant depression. You are irritable and it could be said by your nearest and dearest that 'you are hard to live with'. You feel the urgent need to get away from it all - even it's only for a little while. You may be finding it difficult now to make firm decisions - you are restless and generally uptight.You would like to break with the present and move on, searching for new conditions and relationships. Your anxiety and stress are results of unfulfilled emotional and perhaps physical needs. You feel that you are not really understood by your nearest and dearest and it is this that prompts you to move on, searching for that so illusive peace of mind.

And so i quit....;)

I played again...so truth...

2007-08-14T09:13:00.000-07:00

You are tending to pursue your objectives with concentrated intensity and it would seem that whatever obstacles may come into your path, you will stick to your guns and will not allow yourself to be deflected from your purpose. You are striving to achieve recognition and what is more - you deserve it.You need an atmosphere of peace and quiet and you would like to share a bond of understanding with the 'right person' - you have the belief that with the right person, your stress and anxiety could be minimised.Matters are not progressing as well as you would have hoped and you are having to make concessions - but you still believe that your goals are realistic it's just that people can't seem to see your point of view. You know what you want but you'll only accept suggestions under duress.You are holding back. You need to find friends in whom you can trust and once they have proved themselves beyond all possible doubt you will be prepared to give them your all. The existing situation is not of your liking - you have an unsatisfied need for mental stimulation with others whose standards are as high as your own. Trying to control your instincts the way you do restricts your ability to open up to others and the way you feel at this time is suggestive of 'total surrender'. This is not to your liking as you consider such thoughts as weaknesses that need to be overcome. You feel that only by control, controlling your innermost thoughts, are you able to maintain your air of superiority. You want to be admired for yourself alone and not for what you can do or for what you may have done. In essence 'you need to be needed' and at the same time 'you need to need'.You really like doing what you do and, more than that, you like yourself. Your attitude to work and to life is that 'If its not fun - then don't do it'. You want to be liked and respected, not for who you are but for what you are - and it seems to be working.

EVIL!

2007-08-14T09:03:00.000-07:00

So wat pple got boyfriend?1 yr,10 yrs...so? got bf can breakup, got husband can divorce, got kids can abandon!so? as long u confident u can treat her better than her bf, go for it!

tat's wat i always say rite?looks like...i failed myself...

Always u knw...sianz

2007-08-06T06:09:00.000-07:00

damn sianz...is always better tat i think wif my dick!!! when i use my dick to think...i always get wat i dun really wish for...and when i use my heart...cannot make it. i mean i cannot make it....

hiaz...since 2005, whole life pple's replacement....Karma...

So truth..tat is does SCARE me...

2007-08-03T10:37:00.000-07:00

went to read friends' blog,only to find thishttp://www.paulgoldinresearch.com/cg/index.htm.
Quite true...scare the shit out of me...oh well...watever~

You are striving for a life full of activity and experience and, perhaps even more, an environment where you would be able to forge a close bond with a person who can offer full emotional fulfilment.You don't feel as if you can go it on your own anymore. You don't want to be taken for granted. You need to be recognised as a 'caring person' and it could be that you are searching to establish a relationship, not necessarily with someone new, but with that someone special who could feel the same way as you do.You feel truly deprived - not getting your fair share, but you have accepted the fact that that is the way things are at this time and that it is prudent to let matters slide and not hit your head against the wall -so conform and agree for a while. Accept the situation - nothing can last forever.You are pretending that the situation around you doesn't matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are but no, you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character, but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself makes you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don't really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest, beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others.You really like doing what you do and, more than that, you like yourself. Your attitude to work and to life is that 'If its not fun - then don't do it'. You want to be liked and respected, not for who you are but for what you are - and it seems to be working.

Thinking..trying v hard to reflect...

2007-07-16T05:06:00.000-07:00

like i say, this month is a month where lots and lots of stuff go into my mind. lots of things to ask oneself....it might be boring, so...be warned...

What is maturity?

i ask tat to a friend today. obviously...having a r/s problem.
Her Answer: upgrading, economic stable, emotional stable....

hmm...sound rather perfect,isnt it?hiaz...2day, gals are materialistic...but i go for tat! coz i haf a sister too! love and money plays a half/half contribution to a successful marriage. i god damn dun believe love without cash! only a god damn ugly gal and blind man will go for tat...but than again....i think wont too!

to me, mature is NOT being reckless...more conscious bout the future, one's doing....no no...i'm not sayin i am...but at least, i'm aware, and working toward it...due to past mistake....yap...i was VERY immature...

being either or all of the points she given, neither make one's a mature man....(pls...she's not my gf!).

again...i knw of a friend. or some at least...they're willing to wait for the one they loved. when she actually betray their emotional.. a buddy told me,"u dun haf a gf, u dunno...pple sometime get a little bore,and stray abit...juz dun go too far..."yap...dun go too far...so bros...when ur gal wanna drop u to choose...make a decision...than come back to u....my advice....give them a gd fuck, than say bye~

i knw...i'm mean...if i'm a gal, and the guy vice visa...my advice?make them strip and horny, and leave them high and dry...no sex!hahaha...tat's something horrible for guy...hohoho...

pls pple, in a r/s, while u're in love, u can forgive all the shit...but when honeymoon is over, reality step in...and yap...bitter ending

trust me....wait till someone providing u sex like a dead fish...u'll knw wat i mean....

Back wif a Vengence!!!

2007-07-13T11:03:00.001-07:00

yes, i'm back from ICT! it was fun! love u bros man! every gathering tell me tat the end is yet to come(wtf?)!!!

this ICT, i felt fuckup, when i saw my Det2 came back from mission....i was lucky to be in admin party, so dun need to chiong mountain. but when i saw u guys back from mission,. tired but proud, i cant help, but felt fuckup! really, should haf suffer wif u guys...

Det2 is a very professional det! i must admit, we might not be as cohosive as the rest. no outing tgt, always mix wif our own friends, but when it come to objective, we always grin throught it! guys, u are all special!

was chatting wif a senior during my admin job, hiaz...really make me think alot, thanks Warrent Goh, he really make me rethink bout life....

ICt is special..y? staying tgt for 2 yrs is hard. everyone is lazy to work for each other. but when we knw tat we haf only 2 wks tgt, everyone did their job to perfection! once again, Guys of 3rd Coy, WE are SPECIAL!(xcept baboh and AA) WOahhahahaha

HL Yong

2007-07-07T07:07:00.001-07:00

As i promise, my HL Yong pics...hiaz...how i miss them so...

James on the left, very quiet guy. give him few drinks...wohahahaha....really funny guy!
Jeff on the rite, very proud father of 2 kids..always teach me bout way of life...lol...touch...

3 Geminis!Ferlin, young gal and me! now do u guys believe it, Ferlin is a Lao Chio wor...really, work wif her very stress...old men & young boys all drool at her..and yap, young gal, always tease her china gal...she HATE it!!!wohahaha

Learning how to eat...wohahha

Another pic of me and Ferlin. She's really a funny person lor, cranky as me at times~

Young gal, always listens to my crap...wohahaha...one of my most corrupted disciples!hahaha

And yap, my cute manager, Jimmy....cute wor...hahaha

hiaz..how i miss them so...

Good time...

2007-07-06T04:28:00.000-07:00

alrite, i'm out for ict for NOW...mon gg back in for exercise. b4 gg in, i was stress, piss wif everything...now...hmm...feel better. being in ict make me think, relax,free of the world i was in. but soon, i'm gg back again! but at least, for now...i feel much much relax..

maybe tat's y some pple will spend money,load of them go backpacking. getting away from home, work, family...does allow u to recharge one's battery...but fuck, ICT is tough ok...but body stress IS better than mental's one....maybe tat's y....watever~

anyway, glad to be back wif all my bros! muack!love u guys man!

We are not gangster!

2007-06-19T09:46:00.000-07:00

today was the most gangster day of my life...haiz...tat ah foo....if 10 yrs ago, mum will discourage me mixing wif him!hahhaaa

ok,u c...2day, after work, foo and me suppose to went for coffee. so we drove, GreZ and Verna roam the street...Toa Payoh Street! he was parking head in, me reverse parkin. than, lookin at my side mirror, i saw some young bengs...14 yrs old? 10 of them i think...1 of them, show him the finger, and b4 i know it, ah foo (or ah beng) came out shouting...kaoz...the ah beng in me burning...quickly i reverse park(actually i also scare i reverse no skill bang car), came out of my car and act RSM! shouted at them at the top of my voice!lol...they look shock lor...at 1st, they thought only ah foo alone, suddenly saw another lion!hahaha...

ah foo ah beng la! 2gt, we walked toward them...KNN...among them got one gal somemore(cant cannot make it one...the face is lorry bang, reverse, bang again!! foo and me damn beng man!KPKB at them, challenge them to stop..let us body search!wqoahhaha.... knn...they kept walking away,then we decide to call it a day! suddenly, i cb shouted dunno wat fuck at us! wah!!!ah foo very cool~ i turn around, he chase them liao! lan lan...he chase, i chase loh...best part? u all got see Planet Earth?

Narrator: so the 2 lions begun to chase the pack of Wolves...

hahaha...actually sheeps la...woahhaha...knn...10 pple scare of 2 of us!knn...got 1 fat short boy damn cute...he knw he cant run, he hands up,"not i shout one...i nv shout u all!" dau stun...he really shame to all hooligen!woahaha.....c?these gangsters are true friends!when 2 chase 10, 7 of them left their friends behind....hiaz...so?y join gangster?stupid kids....

like tat lor, we juz scared them away, fuck tat 3 cocksters...than went for kopi..wohahaha....bullies sia....hahahaha

IS OVER!!!!

2007-06-11T06:17:00.000-07:00

yeah!!!Exam is finally over!my HL YONG job was over!my short stint relationship also over!! AWAIT A NEW BEGINNING!!!wohahahahaa

wah sei...2day went Changi airport study b4 my exam. and when i was leaving, kaoZ...stun, saw 1 police man wif MP5 walking wif 2 army BOY behind. KNN...fucker geen man, hold SAR21, action action, walk like cock swinging left to right...WIF FUCKING SUNGLASSES!!! Y THE FUCK U WEAR SUNGLASSES INSIDE BUILDING!??!??! i bet my RSM Jeffrey Wong will like tat fuck us if we try to action action...

ex-RSM Jeffrey Wong: SOLIDER!!!WAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING??!?!!

(ermm...or was tat ex captain Jeremy....hmmm...watever~)

but really la, Green and Black dun go along nicely...RED and Black better....;) see?
woahahha...KNN...

told peter about it, his reply best!

Peter: aya...when really war, is we frog and bird go in sabo enemies, than KNN, those kao hia (ants in hokkien) wif reporters go in and celebrate battle won! meanwhile we at camp waiting to book out

Me: lam pa leh, is burn gold paper for dead buddies leh!

Peter: KNN!!!!

Finally..i quit...

2007-06-05T05:11:00.000-07:00

I have quit my Company. And i'm fill with touch. Really...whoever was not very nice to me, end up sweet. hiaz...at least i left wif a sweet note...unlike CB rabbit at Seagate....(knn)

Starting from the beginning of the end, treated my colleages, James, Jeff, Ferlin and Huimin to BA(our gathering area) for breakfast!MY treat! actually wanna treat them good food...but hiaz...like i said, they are NICE pple...dun want me waste money. took some photos, will update soon...when young gal send me. Than went work wif ferlin and young gal at marine parade...ate Deli France...hahah...fun lunch we had...tok tok and tok...hiaz...i will miss my God mama and God sister...

than i return my office to collect my cheque...CANT BELIEVE IT!!! My accountant who alway grumble...actually came and gave me his best wishes...as much as i dun likeD(not the capital D) him...i actually felt touched. sometime, is really best to forgive and forget...or shld i say, not be so petty in life...haiz...i gave him mine too...and so i left..felt happy...sense of appreciation....

While driving Young gal and Old Erice to Orchard...(eric also gave me his wishes...cute uncle also..his the one wif forklift who saved my VErna) My boss called!!she said,"Manfred...y u left so quickly?i wanna tok 2 u. i wish u all the best, ok?u can make it" gosh...even now as i type...i felt emotional...really...felt like crying. really touch...hiaz...and to tink she always shout and shout in office...there's such a sweet gentle side of her. Maybe she's really hard outside, soft inside...or maybe, tat's her house-keeping style...no wonder Opp all hate LKY, his housekeeping is unlikeable...but is correct,for the greater good...am i tokin politics here?nah....

lastly, young gal told me she cried terribly when i quit. nope, not because she like me in tat sense. but rather, she like me as an elder brother to have! so is like losing one now. best part? she said, my application in life looks wrong, but the still morally correct...;) really touch to hear tat...i hope...i will be a better person...less blur...now my weaknesses, Blur and Kan Chiong...gotta improve...

HL Yong, the place tat make me wanna be a better person, felt worthwhile to be one too. Unlike CB rabbit of seagate...ok, good pple dun curse....

And the story goes...

2007-06-03T22:58:00.000-07:00

Like i said, it was nv meant to be. And so i waited for her call, to meet up for a drink again. Until i saw her wif someone else while waiting for my manager. wif another guy, boarding bus(taxi?) to Johor. And she didnt even bother to reply my sms...

Nope, i'm not sad or angry. Juz a little tiny heartache. well...been awhile since last felt tat... *phew* i'm normal, nice feeling to have, once awhile...

Put some international leaders to shame...

2007-06-02T03:57:00.000-07:00

This somehow remind me of our neighbours....

U know,i knw,can le...

2007-06-01T02:31:00.000-07:00

y haf i been bloggin lately?simple...coz i finding excuses not to study!hohoho....hong kang liao la....father i exam round the corner, out of 3 module, only 1 got confident to pass...but hard to say rite?maybe end up fail. touch wood...knn...

very damn sian, been a week since i and "her" meet up. kinda miss her. but is WRONG....hiaz...sianZ...will c how...y am i always involve in such soap opera? but heck, i enjoy it anyway...hohoohoh....

gg to be real rush for me. let me see, tues last day of work, thur to mon exam, tues start new job. than knn, july ICT. hmmm..me, 914 IPPT GOLD CDO gg back for ICT.ME!2 times AHM RUNNER(reserve runner), 2 time IPPT GOLD HOLDER, SPORE CDO FUCKER, going back to HENDON CAMP! see u there~ (machiam, do i sound like the RockZ?or Brooker T?hohohoh....)

ok...haf to study le.....

I am Paris Hilton...lol

2007-05-30T12:21:00.000-07:00

well...on my early blog...i had a spendid birthday wif my colleages! at nite, i went for you tiao wif mun, yang and seng! was fun...look at our video, and girls...if any of u can perform any of our individual fantasy, pls email me!lol

than when i reach home, basket...ah foo, kurt and fong ambush me!!but i was really touch, buy me a mango cake!thanks buddies! u're really the best in the world!

man...and juz awhile ago, i was suppose to go zouk and celebrate my bday wif the boys...but hiaz...too crowded...end up at newton wif chinchun, jason, xiaohua and kenn!!!drank alot...kinda giddy...

but damn tat taxi driver...drove me the long way back...fucked him..but still pay..wat to do, i haf a soft spot for old man....haiz....

Happy Birthday to me...

2007-05-26T08:52:00.000-07:00

Thanks everybody for flooding my HP wif birthday wishes...for those who dunno, also thanks alot!;p

really touch, is been awhile i have the birthday feelings...but weird, since yrs ago...every year, every birthday make me kinda down and sad...but this yr rather diff....felt worse...lol...actually is touch....

U see, my colleagues bought me a little bday cake for breakfast...i really touch to tears...Uncle Jame, Uncle Jeff, Aunt Ferlin and Little Huimin somemore sing Happy Birthday Song to me at KOPI TIAM!!!

And when i ask them y they choose this duck?

Huimin: u got watch Pokemon? this is Pyshduck...very blur one...whole life kenna hatam...

Me:.....thanks?

Hiaz...tought times dun last, tought man do. good times dun last, wat can u do?

i really dunno where in the world can i find such good pples to work wif. Afternoon, Ferlin and Huimin somemore bring me go eat 2hrs of steamboat...*WEEP*WEEP* i will miss them lor...i knw i sound kinda gay...

so manfred tan is 24 yr old liao...mid 20s le...next yr late 20s...life is getting exciting....

A touchy sad day...and the danger game...

2007-05-23T05:23:00.000-07:00

i tendering my resignation soon...sad...my colleages, young gal and sale manager gave me their blessing. it was sad,really...they're nice pple, good pple. but i got to move on for my career. they really are like fathers and mothers to me,but good things dun last....i felt so terrible when i break the news to them. felt worse when they gave me their blessing and encouragement!!! they earn my respect and love!

and tok about love...yes...i'm in a COMPLICATED R/S.but wont last long...so i'll be single soon...maybe at the time of typing, i already single le. wat can i say...? i'm in a r/s tat's impossible. but time really change a person. if is the past, i'll be a "i like and i want" kind of feeling. but as grow older, even u like tat person, when u think logically and long run, u can kinda suppress tat urge of having her. or izzit i' too old than begun such mentality?

oh ya, Amelia, Congrat! so proud of u! hope 2007 will be even more prosperous to u!read ur blog...and i was like...WOW.....congrat again!

The day after Ippt...

2007-05-17T05:51:00.000-07:00

Sick....pain...saw doc....does it amaze u???sick...

Gone...was the days...

2007-05-15T06:20:00.000-07:00

I was a 914 commando...i was part of running team...i almost every ippt go and be my Coy's pacer. Ippt used to be a SIMPLE workout for me...Yes...i WAS TAT GOOD...

2day, i went for my ippt...last knn...the CB PTI said we late, dun let chinchun and me take. 2day went to take wif yang....hiaz...

1st Station...Shuttle run...i think i was the fastest...9.5 sec....:)

2nd station...sit up...struggle....but still 5 points..:1

3rd station... standing board jump...ermm..jump 3 time...4 points...;(

4th station...pull up...12...simple...;p

sianz...look like can only get silver...computer say"u required to run 11min" 11 MIN?!?!? kaoz...waste time la...simple...

Last station...2.4km...hmm..used to be jogging...can run and chat...really...was tat good...
2day...hm...6 laps....1st 3 laps, 5mins...can be done...silver...hiaz...sianz... 5th round...9min liao...ohoh...timing?1124!!!! BRONZE NIA!!!KNNBCCB!!!!!!

yes...i WAS REALLY SHAG OUT!!!!

Thank, but no thanks...

2007-05-13T04:32:00.000-07:00

maybe i should not blog about this. maybe i will cause a backlash. maybe i will lost friends...but heck! i dun care le, coz i rather say this clear...IF U"RE MLM, DUN BOTHER TO ASK ME TO JOIN!!!! thank you! i'm not angry wif whoever bring me there...but nv try tat ever again...thanks

oh ya...and whoever try to bring me there again, in the name of "Brother" and "sharing"...i will share my thoughts wif u....i promise...

wat i really think of MLM....

I really believe it will work! but its application is juz not my principle.

Values: when friends need job, money, love, acompany, we should try to provide them. need job?ask around.money?lend to one's limit. love? find a single to intro,or bend down wif water bottle and cloth. accompany? cook up QUALITY TIME for them...(yes...this is in reference to Foo, fong and kurt...always KPKB me...sorry la)

but when someone, who cut off contact wif me out of no good reason in the world, and suddenly come back find me and brother...only to learn tat he wanna share MLM lobang wif me...haiz...i totally,TOTALLY lost respect!when i knw bout a gathering by him, i nv go fetch my mum, nv go home study for my coming exam,FOR OLD TIME STAKE! and all i get is,"i wanna share....etc" share ur lanjiao tao la!

MLM can work, really!!! juz follow their SOP, bring/trick ur friends over and let someone wif a chee bye mouth to wash their brain and u got it! if u're a person wanna make it rich real fast and easy...MLM IS FOR U!!! but, can u do it? can u bear to trick ur friends over in the name of brother and convince them to put $2000 on their product?if u can, pls do join, but dun bother to find me.

I, manfred tan, also want success in life. but i DUN believe in shortcut...the only nearest route to short cut in life is luck. no luck, no shortcut. no such things as SHORTCUT! 2day, u are climbing a mountain...will u climb 4ever??shag?give up la, juz let go and fall and die! if u're strong, grin ur teeth and move on! climb on...when u reach the submit, the feeling is better than those tat seat helicorpter up! the feeling between someone paying for it and climbing up oneself is diff!tat feeling is call SATISFACTION! sometime, CDO pple tat join this MLM and success..i really wnder if u pple remb about those fuckup A-tec and facon mission we went thru...when we complete those mission and look back...ain u pple proud?tat is call SATISFACTION!!!

but i also believe...some will join out of folly...out of a moment of greed...for those who fall into this, i dun hate u all...coz i understand, is a moment of wanna succeed in life...frustration...

but those who learn the wrong path and decide not to look back, and carry on all the way....make it big in this industry...i can only show u my finger...and yes...best of luck...i wont be there to c ur big day...not interested...coz it's stink....really...

11/05/2007

2007-05-11T08:03:00.000-07:00

"The way that people think of you -- your reputation -- is extremely important today, because it will make the difference between your being handed an opportunity and someone else claiming it. Your past good works will stand you in good stead with people in power -- it's obvious that you have principles, and aren't just in this for power or recognition. You are a quality person, and you need to remember that when temptation knocks on your door today."

How true...live by the sword, die by the sword...stubborn me....lol

Sianz....as usual...

2007-05-07T08:35:00.000-07:00

Argh...Sat i did the most laughable thing at work! i drove my car into the drain!!! how did i did it?simple, action action, do forward parallel parkin asap, and alas! my front left wheel go inside! dau stun....ran and seek help from my beloved colleuge, who drove the forklift and lift my car out of the drain!!!hahaha...fierce eh?than sian...when i went to the office 5 min late, tat cb accountant of mine gave me tat lanjiao look...(as usual!). dunno wat's wrong wif him, he simply dun like my face....bloody chee hong old man!!

today best, my lanjiao manager chu stun...hiaz...i really dread gg to work lately...Pte Ltd Coy really sux....so many not impt act impt pple, role ambity problems...FUCK UP PAY!!!

actually, wanna hardworkin go another outlet after completed one....KNN...step on dog shit....ARGHHHH!!!!!!

Writer...anyone?

2007-05-04T05:50:00.000-07:00

I really need a ghost writer...someone to write my story in perfect english!!! coz my life events, had been very eventful!!every single one...

hiaz...ever since i became single, all my BGR have been a 1 off thing...all very fast come,and go...but all parted in a very sweet way...very the B-grade story kind....okok...so there are some R but not tat R kind....basket....lol

remb my last last blog bout tat Malaysia complicated gal? oh well...we met today, for coffee...b4 i go fetch my mum... yap...we had coffee at Bugis...hiaz...she's gg back to Malaysia..in fact had already left...kaoz...she's really pretty, cute and blah blah...but juz really very "fierce"... leg tattoo...hip tattoos....u know, if really minus those tattoos and tongue pierced, i might really go for her....oh well...all i can say is tat we met in a very unusual way, and parted in a very light hearted one...okok...NO SEX OK!!!!!

well...at least all these bits of stories to add into my grave next time....sweeet.....

Flashbacks...

2007-04-28T04:41:00.000-07:00

i dunno y, lately my mind kept flashing back to NS days...like last nite, my powerful mother went shopping wif sis at orchard till 11plus...than while on the way to fetch her, wif my window open along Thomson Road...i smell outfield....yap...tat wet morning smell after mission or after 1 nite of harbouring somewhere....can u smell.....

while studying...suddenly remb the time wif Jiade throwing thunder flash at S3, kenna fuck...carrying the 84. penis wif zhangyu and Co...trainee period wif Platoon 7 Section 1...and erm...Sgt Foo wif camo face shitting outfield in front of me...yap...green face,white body wif the shit thicker than arm arm coming out from his ass....when i'm old and dyin, tat's a face i will CONFIRM flashback and laugh...

So reservist is coming...yap, gd to spend old times wif old friends...but will it be the same??i dunno...hope so?

BTW....is AA, Justino and Witono joining us? sianz leh....

Last wk was interestin...

2007-04-21T05:24:00.000-07:00

been a while since i blog eh?oh well...last wk, everyday was a special day!

Mon
As usual...a tiring day for me...work and school...but while driving out from the carpark, brothers of CDO, i met KATI!!!"u cheebye!whole lot laugh laugh laugh...cheebye!!" oh yes...miss those words coming out from u mouth...and the "u parian dog!cheebye!!!!" only he can say "cheebye" so sexy...hahaha...anyway, damn funny, i stop my car and chat wif him awhile. guess wat?he's studying too!!! cool! i mean, really good for him!upgrading oneself is a way of buying security. he's one of the few ah-neh i really respect, gangster style, yet loyal! yes...he was,is a good leader in my eye....even though he tekan me jia lat jia lat last time...

Tues
went for coffee wif a Ayumi look alike...too bad...her background seem misty....i rather not go beyond anything wif her...she's too dangerouse for me...i cant handle her...better not...

Wed
my sale manager not around, so backstabbers begun to set up fire and causes an explosion....yap...boss came and fuck the whole sale department after listening to rumours...hiaz..and start accusing my colleages of using me....as usual...i speak out for my colleages...am i diggin my own grave??nvm anyway....coz i'll leave this Coy one day...till i complete my studies(if i can..)!!!

Wed Nite
sound weird eh?hahaha...went Balacalva wif the gang...CDO gang...oh man...was fun...but as usual...the time was not quality enough...due to work the next day. i really need to spend quality times wif them!oh ya...look like most of deck one friends had experience wif my driving...hmm..best part??no sensor still can do parallel parking!!me proud!me good!hahha...;p

Pic1: can c only jom jom and foo drank the most...Pic 2:Jom Jom and me...he still look drunk... Pic3: look at us and jomjom again...he really look drunk!!!lol...

Thurs
Fucking stone!!!so my day juz passes me by like tat...

Fri
went dinner wif sis and mum....oh man...met Hengsoon...wif his new gf! fucking hell...suddenly our gentle giant become a punk!change alot...really very handsome now...did he went for make over?hohooh.....

i guess everyone need a someone,someone to be there when things are lookin abit down...i hope mine is soon....;)

New Marketing Scheme...coolz...

2007-04-08T09:26:00.000-07:00

oh well, so we had pyramid, MLM..used to sell empty ostrich egg, to sell prod...so now wat's the new "let's get rich together" scheme? now is selling service!!!wow...sell holes??no....

now there's this so call workshop! is like teaches u how to be rich!by playing some business games, outing...wow...pay money, go listen speech, play business games again...than pay...hahhaa...i rather go back to school man! at least still got 1 cert, something to fall on. is always better to haf plan A and B...than Mission Impossible! even CDO got contingency plans!

pls la...where got pple go around teach pple how to be rich? especially if tat person is not a millionaire and still wanna teach me to be a millionaire! juz imagine, a pimp preach 2 u about the bible and a priest....who will u believe?? i only listen to SUCCESSFUL pple, BEEN THERE DONE TAT pple...dun gimme wannabes,ok??

was waiting for pete at the library 2day...stupid young boy, 1985 nia, come tell me the workshop la, the benefit la, wat i doing la, wat i study la....cock man...when i say ACCA, he say.."wow..acca is good...ermm...acca teach wat?" he actually REALLY say tat! i was like stun, and juz laugh it off!he's lucky la...i was bore waiting for pete, so he wanna chat wif me, i chat lor...and i'm not in the bastard mode 2day....

ask me is my pay low....blah blah blah...pls la...young boy,gg to NS soon, wanna teach me bout life. fed up, juz told him," i believe in honest living..." pls la...look at the mirror b4 u wanna share ideas...

i dun believe in short cuts in life...the closest thing is creativity, and tat i believe. how far can short cuts lead u in life? life is running a marathon. knn...u sign up, than run short cut, best timing, u proud meh?hiaz...no wonder i so stupid rite?hahah....at least i know, i wont haf regret,coz i nv hurt any friendships...

anyway,2day is a happy day for me...at least i saw kenn and his gf, make a routine call to fong and foo...dine wif my family HAPPILY...hahaha...been awhile since i'm so relax...

in love...?

Y mun and me hate "Nice Guys"

2007-04-06T10:16:00.000-07:00

oh well, had an hour of coffee wif ah mun juz now. and we were discussing about nice guys. yap...those guys tat gals love to say, he's so decent, so nice, so sweet, so blah blah blah....etc...

lol..sound like sour grapes?nah...not to us! we are not at all sour!juz tat voice our opinions...u see, we were juz kpkb bout some guys we knw, and yes...we dun really like their nice antics...

example, that who and who(u really think i will put names?AA?hohoho...), love to be the best guy to all gals! will always answer to their needs, sms them nice thingy, rush to them when the gal need someone to tok...WHEN THEY HAF A GF!!!!

i mean if u're single like us, lookin for accompany, sexual favours(hohohoahaha...*choke*), is OK man! is a u-agree-i-give(this DOES NOT necessary mean sex...) kind of transaction! i exchange my time for ur boredom kind of thing. but when u haf a GF and u STILL do such transaction...wrong...

dun agree?ok,let's take sports for example! can u play soccer and boxing at the same time? no! u will get a RED card if dribble half way and punch someone!tat's y there's the rule!

dun get it? go bang cock and die!

Time to make a stand...

2007-03-28T05:24:00.000-07:00

work has not been really well lately. haf to act a little nasty...especially when i felt being taken advantage of my kindness...

u see, i'm a simple person. i dun mind gg the extra mile for friends. okok..i admit lately nv go EXTRA MILE wif foo,fong...etc...but hey, i told foo le, meet u guys for 1 hour waste time only. i rather spent QUALITY time wif u guys! okok...back to topic.

as the story goes... lately i felt tat i'm not workin for my COY but workin as someone's ah-Mat. u knw, driving pple around. and is getting quite piss off, when sometime, tat person can show temper, make unreasonable remarks, and "plan" my day, tat really piss me off liao!! Mum say pple is taking advantage of me...i think so too...if i like tat person emotionally, maybe i dun mind...but i dun even like!!! hiaz...really "lossing" business...

i really hate pple showing altitude to me. i dun even let my ex show me altitude, unless i want!so wat do u think??? sometime giving pple the benefit of the doubt is like allowing pple to take advantage of me. haiz...really cheap...i mean pple who take pple's kindness as weakness!

tat's y why i dun like ian,ah fong and ah seng to treat me, coz they r regulars, richer than me, i dun really like taking their "financial kindness"! ah foo?hehhee...must eat, coz he tok too much liao!hahahaha.....;p

New Joke at work...

2007-03-21T09:22:00.000-07:00

oh well...juz share wif u pple something...something cheeky...

2day while workin wif my colleages(2 ladies) we had a conversation.

Senior: manfred, u always backache rite??

Me: ya lor...

Senior: nv exercise rite?

Me:( i know they were refering to no sex = backache) ya lor...

Both of them giggle...

Me: izzit rarely haf sex cause it?

Senior: ya! coz poor circulation of blood...really...

Me: hmm...but cant be mah...i always hav 5 friends to help me....we're very close...

Younger Senior: huh?who?who? tell me leh!!!

Me show them my rite hand.....hohoohoh...shld haf look at their face, like orgaism!hohohoh....

I don't pity a single bit...not at all..

2007-03-17T05:01:00.000-07:00

yoz...anyone read the Strait Times on 17/03/2007??The Home section bout some 37yr old man attempt to rape a 13 yr old gal??

Summary: Man and gal met online(common rite??gals juz nv learn...hhoohoh). Man lied he's 27, gal and man decide to meet up for sex. Than gal GIVE man her address. Man show up, man equal old man! gal got scare, reject sex. Man threaten gal, gal let man in. Than man almost rape gal till she cry. now man in jail!

wat the fuck rite??of course, i dun pity tat man la. coz i hate man F**king underaged gal. But the gal actually PLAN to haf sex wif the"27 yr old man"?!?!?! WTF?? fuckin 13 yr old already horny like rabbit? somemore invite the man to her house. if give fake add, this gal is juz playin a prank...but to give real one??kaoz...she shld haf been rape, man...dun deserve a single pity! not even 0.01%! wat's happening to our world???

i also dunno how 9 yr old gal can get pregnent wif 14 yr old boy...isnt tat age for gal is playing barbie doll, and boying playin PS2?? i really cant imagine 2 hairless private parts creatures having sex! than again, yang told me few wks back, he saw a kitten pregnent liao...hiaz...these pple and animal no diff....

oh well, had lunch wif Danny near SMU last wk! nice seeing him after so long~ juz wondering, y does botak make guy look fat...coz during NS, he LOOK fat, but now, wif the hair thingy, wow....macho man....

Hair...wat a diff it can make...

Have to be more sensitive...

2007-03-11T09:03:00.000-07:00

hiaz...i really dunno my buddy ah yang GET angry wif me on A particular day. so sorry, shld haf be more sensitive even if we knw each other for donkey yrs...yes yes...i felt really very bad. and best part, i dunno for like about 2 wks until i juz read his blog....so sorry....and yes yes...i'm trying to make u feel guilty too by bloggin bout it...(hahaha...of course, like i say,more sensitive...so wont blog bout the details!~)

getting the exam nervous spider feeling liao! even though i tot i understand my topics liao, 1 wk nv touch, all forget! haiz...practise make perfect rite?better wank more in future...so tat practice MAKE perfect!hohohoho

i really think i'm an old guy living in a young man body!KOKOMO...oh yes...now i'm a Kokomo song fan freak!if betwn 755-825am, juz drive down Yishun Ave 2 and u can hear father i blast the song loud loud!and REPEAT AND REPEAT!!!!hahaha...."come on pretty mama...."

talk about body...i cant believe...remb the days i keep braggin bout my under 914CDO IPPT GOLD? is HISTORY LIAO!!!! after 4 months of non bottom body exercise(i mean my legs, fucker!!), my stamina and spd....gone liao!!! i actually struggle wif outrunning TY!!!and Mun actually able to tag behind me...last time, i was like running, chattin wif them, machiam like cartoon Roadrunner,beep beep!now is sign sign!cant believe it!pull up???best...last time AHM days, after 10km can do 3 sets of 12!!! now after 3km, do 1 set of 5 nia!!!KNN...my standard really drop drastically...maybe now no more Commando, is MAKANDO! let pple makan...hmm...sound familiar eh?

i haf been tinkin...time is really tight for me...look at my schedule...5.5 days work, 3 nites classes, 5nites fetch my parents...so per wksday, i only haf 3 hrs for myself...5 days equal 15 hr. sat is half day work and fetch parent makan dinner, so left bout 6 hrs? sunday, i try to study whole day, unless family got plan or war,than no choice...time is really short for myself...i;m not complainin bout the time i spent on any of these....juz tat i really hope pple will understand, and not sayin tat i'm been "on" for them. Adulthood....is really tough....

Sharing my type of song...lol

2007-03-07T06:29:00.000-08:00

I believe ah neo will like! Amelia, any idea which nite spot got this song??we go next time chill out!lol

My Romance Story....lol

2007-02-24T09:55:00.000-08:00

oh well, maybe i shall share something not too many of u pple know. bout a story of a gal b4 my 1st GF. lol...oh well, juz felt like KPKB b4 i go bath and study...now is midnite btw...

well, yrs ago, while working at a Bubble Tea shop during my long hair ah beng look alike days, there a young gal who always come buy tea from my shop. i remb she LOVE sour like siao! her Lemon ice dun add sugar la, Love Fruit Ice dun add sugar la...lol...

than she also always tok to my tat sweet lao chio aunty colleage. than 1 day, she intro this young gal to me. yap, she's younger than me, born in the yr of rabbit!lol...

well, her family's office(they some kinda of food supplier) is upstair of my shop. oh well....those days, she will come down order from me, chat wif me b4 gg up. than slowly, as time progress, she enter my and help me being the cashier(no $ is lost during the process)! oh...so Taiwan drama rite??

tat time, i was a low self esteem person...yap, thanks to those CB sec school so call friends who always lower my esteem...saying i ugly...blah blah blah...tat's y my mouth 2day so mean...lol...anyway, at tat time, i dunno wat action to do...rather gong...stupid and shy...tat's y i always say "go for it!". u nv know unless u try...

hahaha...her father dun like me, i remb...coz i look ah beng, than 1 day idiot me, ask her for a movie, hen she reject, my world is like fall apart, and when i tell her i like her, she juz smile and no reply...from than on, i nv tok 2 her again...gave her tat black face...lol..wat a loser rite?aya...young mah...stupid...

than like tat she disappear, and my than tat GF appear, and well..the rest is history,or rather, her-story...hahahaha

and juz lately, i found her in Friendster. stun, she lock her msg-ing in Friendster. guess is you yuan mei fen bah!

My 1st Love story so innocent, my sex story so wild, my life story so Comedy, my depressing story so tragic...lol...man...gotta write a book. but i need a Ghost Writer..or else no one can understand my story!

Family Planning...

2007-02-23T04:59:00.000-08:00

oh well, today nice but tiring workin day for me... ran 3 Giant Supermarts to do my merchandising...and well well, guess who i met at IMM while stacking can food?ZILONG!!!hahaha...LAZY~ wif his gf! hahah...damn blur me, forgot to wish him Happy Birthday....Sorry bro...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! but doubt he read my blog anyway...lol

morning breakfast had a gd laught too. wif my colleages chatting bout the importance of family planning...than my lao chio colleage told my senior how much she like kids.. than suddenly my younger gal colleage turn to me and said,"Manfred, see, she so like kids!later knw wat we shld do?..." b4 she could finish, i spill everything out from mouth and reply,"huh?u want me to make u pregnent to give her a child?!?!?" i really dau stun...she lagi stun...-_-~

next time better give pple chance to tok finish....she wanna say go IMM and snatch pple's kid....guess i really too porn liao...

My Little Princes~

2007-02-22T08:17:00.000-08:00

oh well, HP camera rather sux...but still took a video of my cousin during CNY. Be warned, very cute little gal may tempt u to settle down and haf a family soon...be warned...

After watching this video..some questions pop up in my mind..
1) y does kids this age laught at watever thing u say to them?
2) or izzit i really sound tat funny?
3) and y the ^$*&@#*%^ do i sound like some duck trying to speak english??

oh well...cute eh?;)

i'm trying to get away...

2007-02-21T07:55:00.000-08:00

study really sux...juz finish 1 chapter...and i promise to study after Inuyasha...but decide to waste my time away....liao la....

2day 1st day of work after CNY...really no mood. still holidaying mood. anyway, saw the meaning DIE COCK STANDING. wtf am i saying? oh well...i saw a cat DIE COCK STANDING. was driving along CTE Marine Parade when i saw one black cat which is bascially flat on the ground. cant make up which is hind leg, or front one....but this part best...with the whole body flatten...only the tail stood upright! and i really mean straight UPRIGHT!!! wtf rite? i really stun, almost run over somemore...luckily father i siam fast enough!

went to watch the Protege wif Dad and ty. nice show...or should i say best! after Infernal Affair 1, all other HK shows are crap....trying too hard liao...not even Jackie Chan's New Police story is tat gd! but this show, Protege, BEST!!! i give 9 out of 10!

yes yes...i know...Ghost Rider rather sux. let's juz say, tat they try to rush the story le....so look kinda cock...ya...bone cock...

so how is CNY for u pple?hope is a good one, may we look forward to the new yr wif more sex and sex!hahahahaha....

CNY~

2007-02-20T08:09:00.000-08:00

So public holiday is over soon...and i'm working tomrw...SIANZ~~~

So how's everybody CNY this yr? Can u believe it?i last yr actually nv celebrated CNY coz me busying on standby protecting our beloved nation! oh well...MAri Kita lah!

izzit am getting older, or CNY juz isn't like the past... CNY seem to be getting boring...no more excitment like last time... it seem not much effort is done to make this CNY liveier. Channel 8 and U show all the sux shows...newspapers also not entertaining enough...haiz...i really dun think the problem like wif me, mediacorp bo zuo gan lan...

than there's the stupid terrorist things gg on in India. really STUPID u knw...i hate it when pple abuse technology. train is something Man create to let MAN move around freely. than some KNN prefer to use leg and run run run go bomb the whole railway and train kill pple...WTF rite?? is no diff to like i give u a condom to fuck woman. than u bloody take and wrap ur nose, than go fuck kenna AIDS. wtf rite? no link?nono...i tink very link. 2 words, KUM LAN!

those extremist, also horrible. pple celebrate CNY, go and bomb. Reason: stay away from their land. KNN...if really THEIR land, they should haf bodyguards around, got Lamboginni, big big Mansion, and not squatter settlement liao...knn...THEIR LAND...my dick head is laughing..
is like my neighbour downstair. ceiling drip water, knn...come tell me, than? pay 50-50 dun want, wanna pay 30-70...3 words..GO FUCK DOG! i stay highest, my ceiling also dripping...i claim from who? Ti-gong izzit? siao leh...my neighbour ah....ah....

very complaining rite? kns...if u tomrw need to work after 4 days of 10 hrs sleep, see u also make noise like me or not...

to u pple who read my blog, i give u 6 words...

GONG XI FA CAI... HUAT AH!!!

Ah neo..dun be angry...

2007-02-18T09:04:00.000-08:00

This was the day, we celebrated yr 2006 in Jason aka CB lip's house. This is a photo i force ah neo to take wif me tat very day...y he cover his face?must be something mean i joke about his face...

Ah neo...dun be angry... today, my cute little cousin make noise wanna see my photos. so we juz clicked and see, till she saw this pic. she than ask,"manfred kor kor...why ur friend cover his face?" i was giggling and reply," oh, his face rough mah, so he dun want to take photo..." (ah neo,"wah Chee...")

than she was like," oh....kor kor's friend face rough so dun want to take photo. rough face dun take photo hoh?" wah....hahahaa...ah neo....

See, my ah neo so handsome! ah neo is my best friend!

UNREAL

2007-02-17T02:24:00.000-08:00

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie (1860 - 1937)Whoa... Dance Production was dazzling sensational.I experienced first hand, for my first time, the amazing capacity of single-mindedness and dedication.Well Done y'all! Dancers, tech, marketing, pub Cell, sets,: You got my attention and smile 101%!Excellent work by Joe and Charmaine!All producers as well! The production...blah blah....sucking cock, swallowing sperm...blah blah blah...backstab...blah blah blah...borrow shorts dun want to return...blah blah blah...continue to sux where i stop...blah blah blah...

Why the hell do some pple wanna blog till like they are best of pple, best of guys, kindest, real buddy, intellectual blah blah blah? SO FAKE~

dun they feel a bit of shamless? is like, u're an asshole! and u call urself a saint...WTF??? u bloody tau pple to hell, step on pple heads to snatch recogizations, and u CARRY ON SELF BLOGGING?!?!?! knn...shamless...is CNY soon...so i dun wanna curse too much....KNN...

tat's y when sometime CDO got those major gathering, i rather not appear! y bother to see these suckers?? over there, act as if THEY are the HOST! come over, "hi guys!" than smile and hi to everyone, even to the ones tat rape his mum! i knw, maybe u say is correct to act like this!but nah...not me, when i hate u, i juz dun want confrontation wif u...coz if i do...someone gotta get hurt real bad...

but truely, lan jiao lan mix wif lanjiao lan...or shld i put correctly, Birds of the same feathers flock together...but hey, so UNmanfred rite?? i knw, is better to speak proper english...but hey, manfred is a busy man!i juz type wat i think. where the hell do i haf time to ponder wat to write, than use microsoft words to check for grammar and spelling mistake...li xiao bo??

than go find Lit books and type which mother's son proverb...JUZ RECOMMAND THE BOOK LA!!! knn..

last time i ask Latino, y do some pple haf long long english name...like Apple Anus Sim?why the hell do u need so long name?does it help in enlonging ur dick? or does it mean tat ur mum has two husbands?so u must haf 2 surname! so Latino, a Catholic, explain tat this is to show tat he/she has been a "level up" christian! wah...of course, if u're a nice guy, u call urself, Alfred-Ben-Charile-Blah blah..., wif all the names in the world in ur IC, i accept lah! but knn, u lan jiao lan, borrow shorts dun return, score point sabbo pple, to hell wif u lah! i name u, KNN-CCB-MCB-SIM better!hohohoh.....

sux sux sux...this world is unfair, i accept!so father i will juz KPKB in this virtual blogging world!

Commando always let pple imagine BIG

2007-02-10T10:02:00.000-08:00

Been a Commando for your NSF sometime make u feelin really like some kinda superhero thing u knw? really...peter parker, spiderman...see the contridicting link?

anyway, juz lately, as usual, during breakfast wif my colleage at our hangout BA, one of them told me, "wah, when they told me we are hiring a ex commando, knn...i tot muscle muscle one! than u, clown!hahaha... see the shadow big big, come out from the room, 1 mouse!hahaha.." i really stun! but also laught my head off...

pple DO expect us to perform better in watever shit we do. is seem like no room for mistake. compliment or curse? i dunno...stress?YES!!

Ghost Rider is coming soon! i am god damn excited! that day b4 lesson, father i cock itchy. went book shop and flip the opening pages of Ghost Rider the novel....aga aga knw the opening scene le...but the movie is very diff from the original story. trust me pple, no matter wat, the idea of this Ghost Rider thing, ROCKZ! i like the quotes,"Vengence....""Blood of the innocent must be avenge!!!" gosh....i dunno y, but i juz love anti-heros...

2007, yr of the superheros movie. GR, Transformer, FF2:Rise of the Surfer, Ninja Turtle...oh my god...back to being a child~

I wanna share...

2007-02-06T07:07:00.000-08:00

Finally, my sis married off liao! hahaha...as her bro, i am so so happy for her. of course, me not going to blog bout her wedding, how i dress,but rather some kinda stun, finally, touch...etc events!

let's me start on the tea ceremony than! mum is rather cute, she invited her france boss, bro-in-law's Italian Amercian couple and some of my mom's ah mog friends to my hse. my father's side and me were like mouth open...gotta admit, in a HDB estate, chinese wedding, u get one bunch of ang moh to come, is like, THEY are the event!hahahaha...but they are really nice pple. really!i like them alot!

maybe tat day, i learnt how much i really really meant to my sis. u know, once awhile, she throw a bitch fit, spoilt brat, show temper on me...etc. yet during the tea ceremony, all the wishes from everyone to her make her smile, thanks them...u know, the polite thingy. but when is me...broken chinese,broken english, and end my well wishes wif the "HUAT AH!!" she cried..oh well...melt my heart really....but than again...she cried izzit becoz she's sadden by my poor use of languages after so many yrs?hahahha

than c this little gal??

she's our Tan family latest recruit. yap, my belove 4 yrs old gal cousin. she really melt my heart..making me wish to a daughter of my own like her! she's really very cute...even now as i'm typing, i can even smile to myself! when i went to fetch her to the wedding dinner, i chat wif her mum, and didn't notice her!than she stood in front of me, lean against me, smile and look up~ isn't tat sweet?(CB neo,CB foo,CB jom, CB Jason, i nv mari kita!is my COUSIN ok! i knw the rest wont think like tat only u 4...lol...)share some of her cuteness for tat day(hanwee..dun KNN fantastise my cousin!i knw ur liking!hahaha...jokin...i knw u like little gals)

Cute 1
when we were in the car, i ask her wat's her name. guess wat she reply? "i am princess" wah lau...melt leh~

Cute 2
when holding her hand and walking in the carpark, climbing stairs, i ask her does she knw where were we going...her answer? "we go marry" piangZ ah....so young tok like tat, but i find it very cute loh....sorry all my gals friends out there...u all too old to act lidat le, if u gimme such a reply next time, i sure stuff umbrellla into ur asses, open, close than pull out!wohahahaa....anyway, isn't she lovely??

Cute 3
bascially, the whole nite, she stick to me! like my daughter...haiz..luckily, i got other relatives to play wif her, but sometime, felt guilty leaving her one side to go entertain guests...haiz...christmas...another investment liao....hahhaa

Ok, enough of "showing off" her to u pple. the best "Jngdian" of the nite!~ ten mins b4 the whole dinner event start, i was the last one in, closing the big door behind me. wearing my $550 ZARA coat, $150 ZARA pants, $159 Renoma LEATHER shoes...(haolian rite?) walking in, than suddenly, a gal wave to me, look not bad....so i look around to make sure she's REALLY calling me. than i walk over, smile and ask,"yes?" she reply,"can u change a plate for me?u c, the tea overflow all over the cup and tea. thanks!" i SWEAR i'm not lying!!! i know, only TV and friends to friends joke bout such lame joke..BUT IT GOD DAMN HAPPEN TO ME!!!! of course, i only can reply her,"b4 i do tat miss, juz to inform u, i am the bride's brother. i'll get a waiter for u!;)" of course, i almost cry....wear until so expensive kenna mistaken as waiter! wah lau!

I am not Shaggy, me not so happening...juz evil...

2007-02-03T10:08:00.000-08:00

i haf been real flatter lately! is seem tat the whole world see me as a very happening person! middle of the nite, some friends will sms me,"hey!wru? i at XXX chiong!" wah sei...chiong only, my name come into their mind! thanks guys for remembering me when u chiong! but my surname is Tan, not Chiong...hohohohooh

than some friends also cute. got boy gal problem, 3rd party la, do stupid stuff la...all come ask me! kaoz...i think the theme song for my life now is Shaggy's "Is wasn't me" hahaha...

having grow up wif 2 ladies in my life, and almost all of my working life have been working wif YOUNG and OLD women, i gotta admit...my knowledge of woman is quite there...but hmm...nv put into good use myself...so...hmm...LPPL!

lately, some guy told me, he's worry about wat to tok about wif a gal. my advice? juz keep quiet and let her tok la! after all, gals like to tok! so? be a listener la! man! i tink i'm good!woahhaha....

i been thnking of modify my car stereo system...like peter's one. ahhaha....can blast the music loud loud, wind down window...coolz~ ah beng...me like it! let's c wat i can do about it...gotta save enough money!

my sis is finally getting marry! tat make me reflect alot on myself...u c, it took them to save for 5-8 yrs to get enough for marriage!and they are both quite high pay...hmm...so wif my peanuts, and availability, i guess it will take me about 35 to get marry? wow...god know by than if i haf enough soldiers to march into middle land? or die half way road march(or combat swim?)...or maybe...my ship having up, sink already. ship?dun understand?hahahaha....