Typcial day of working in the same company wif me!

how work so far for me? juggle studies and work....hmm..shag, happy, once awhile full of shit...but still better than workin at seagate wif tat KNCBBBELSJDNS RABBIT! thought of maybe juz share wif u pple bout my work stories....

Sales Manager: what were u doing at Terok Blangah between 7-730pm on Sat?

Me: hmm...fetching my dad from work! ( trying to impress old manager of how fillial i am, hey, old pple like fillial youngster)

Sale Manager: hmm..pple, this lad is a steady driver. when he drive, he sit straight, very steady, good...sure no accident one!

Me:(smiling away...) u saw me than y nv call me?

Sales Manager: oh...i was behind u...waiting to see how long u will overtake tat slow van...wait till i fed up, i overtake u. kaoz...u sure no accident one, van so slow u also follow!

Me:.....hehehe (trying to act cute to cover my shame)

kaoz...another day wif my marketing colleage...

Colleage: step the gear harder leh!! HARDER! HARDER!!

Me: miss...in my 23 yrs of life...only 1 gal ever tell me to harder~

Colleage: SPARE ME THE DETAILS!!!

sian rite...some gals juz so boring....
anyway, since i start workin here, i haf corrupt my colleages to the point where we always tok dirty jokes to kill the time away....it's tat i spread the word of sex real gd eh....dun u CDO brothers agree?hohoohoh