My lesson, my imgination...my sperms...
oh well, share some cock-tails wif u pple 2day.
1st Scenerio:
yesterday went Equity Plaza to sign up extra courses wif yang. kaoz, saw one damn hot, sexy young gal in the train! she's BUSTY, pretty(kinda the vain vain kind), wear mini skirt, shirt...wif the few unbutton top....wah~~~~ pcc...okok...
even Yang see liao also mari kita! he said,"even though she's not my type of gal, wah, give also take!"
(PS:for any ladies who think we r despo...fuck off! he gt gf, and i'm generous here to share our man's tok!)
than as usual, like kids(ok, i'm not anymore..", i asked," hey, if she let u up, how?" he replied," i will pinch myself, issit dreamin?"
cock rite? i slap his cock, i told him, if me, i will PINCH HER BREAST INSTEAD!!! knn..pinch urself, only wake up from the dream, sayang rite?might as well in the dream...u knw...wohahaha...later, he also agree, u c, level up liao!
Scenerio 2:
Peter, kaoz...morning 9am call me go mac for breakfast. unlike him to be so on, i obliged loh. so wash up and meet. than we chat, as usual, about the league standing..i mean OUR league...lol...than he said," do u knw tat a man only got 7 litres of sperm a lifetime?" i was like hong kan...i told him, maybe i shld share wif u guys...can u vision now, our sperm are like marathon runners, at the start line, warm up, getting ready....on ur mark...than this opening in front open up...than...CHIONG AH!!!!! all swim forward, out of the hole...and...."KNNBCCB!!!IS TOILET BOWL!!!!ARGGHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~"
hiaz...all my fierce warriors, 914IPPT CDO GOLD warriors..over the yrs, all end up in the Pit of "Death"....hiaz...if lucky, all those "selemat" find their way to a new life....hiaz...good guys finish last....
Ending note: pple, i really in love wif Paula Abdul le, i juz join her Fan Club!
1st Scenerio:
yesterday went Equity Plaza to sign up extra courses wif yang. kaoz, saw one damn hot, sexy young gal in the train! she's BUSTY, pretty(kinda the vain vain kind), wear mini skirt, shirt...wif the few unbutton top....wah~~~~ pcc...okok...
even Yang see liao also mari kita! he said,"even though she's not my type of gal, wah, give also take!"
(PS:for any ladies who think we r despo...fuck off! he gt gf, and i'm generous here to share our man's tok!)
than as usual, like kids(ok, i'm not anymore..", i asked," hey, if she let u up, how?" he replied," i will pinch myself, issit dreamin?"
cock rite? i slap his cock, i told him, if me, i will PINCH HER BREAST INSTEAD!!! knn..pinch urself, only wake up from the dream, sayang rite?might as well in the dream...u knw...wohahaha...later, he also agree, u c, level up liao!
Scenerio 2:
Peter, kaoz...morning 9am call me go mac for breakfast. unlike him to be so on, i obliged loh. so wash up and meet. than we chat, as usual, about the league standing..i mean OUR league...lol...than he said," do u knw tat a man only got 7 litres of sperm a lifetime?" i was like hong kan...i told him, maybe i shld share wif u guys...can u vision now, our sperm are like marathon runners, at the start line, warm up, getting ready....on ur mark...than this opening in front open up...than...CHIONG AH!!!!! all swim forward, out of the hole...and...."KNNBCCB!!!IS TOILET BOWL!!!!ARGGHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~"
hiaz...all my fierce warriors, 914IPPT CDO GOLD warriors..over the yrs, all end up in the Pit of "Death"....hiaz...if lucky, all those "selemat" find their way to a new life....hiaz...good guys finish last....
Ending note: pple, i really in love wif Paula Abdul le, i juz join her Fan Club!
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