Kids today...
I'm broke, but i believe, how much we eat, and how much we own in the bank, is God will. so juz when i'm about to cross dress go Changi sell backside, i got offer to teach part time Pri Sch Math. i knw, i knw, i can even hear some1 say,"wah chee...his english ke yi mah?" fuck la....lol...
Anyway, nowaday kids horrible...i wont say the sch lor, last time i read newspaper, 1 cock teach KP his student on his blog kenna jia lat jia lat!wohahaha....
Back to story, i go all the way West to teach. when i reach there, wah...impress wif nowaday services for Pri Sch demons. i saw some uncles in pink shirt, behind write," We're Pls to Serve!" i was like," WTF? committee service ah?" than wah~ is Bus Service! Bus uncles nowaday must wear pink shirt, fall in the little demons, headcount them, than send them to the bus! kaoz...gd sia! no wonder nowaday Spore so exp to have kids! u gotta pay for such service!
Than i saw those kids, run around, shouting, playing...so full of innocent...yes...i can i hear the background,"Return to Innocence...." wah ya ya, oh ya ya ya....oh ya~
I ask myself, now , how many of them here, yrs down the road, become NUS students, lawyers, docs, professional, unwed mother, drug addict, convict, AWOL army...etc...
Than i went to this class and teach them math....wah....nowaday, kids very fierce! got this dunno wat CB glue, inside got 1 fake tabpole.
Gal A: Teacher, teacher, u see, her glue got tabpole!
Me: wah....
Gal B: NO! this is SPERM! teacher, correct rite? SPERM is like this!
Me with the very stern face: NO! is call tabpole, gal, u too young to use tat word!
Gal B: No mah, teacher, this is SPERM!
Me:Respect the thing, is meant to be tabpole, not sperm!
knn....stupid gal! so young behave like tat! luckily lim pei is like lao ca bo! abo sure kenna rotan one! lol...
Than whole class CHAOS, i teach, all tok! than i angry, so i teach only those tat wanna listen. than? the boys can run table to table! FIGHT SOMEMORE!!! i stun, i young, Mrs Ang say i most naughty liao. and i only sit on my desk tok tok nia, abo draw cartoons.....nowaday, dare to leave their seats!
Nowaday, our sociality got problem,
1) newspaper report got pervert teacher touch boy ku ku jiao,
2) gal student go saying,"SPERM"
3) Principle scare trouble (my CB sec sch ex principle!)
4) overprotective parents...
like tat, how to groom student wif IQ and EQ? i think EQ is gone case liao....
Anyway, nowaday kids horrible...i wont say the sch lor, last time i read newspaper, 1 cock teach KP his student on his blog kenna jia lat jia lat!wohahaha....
Back to story, i go all the way West to teach. when i reach there, wah...impress wif nowaday services for Pri Sch demons. i saw some uncles in pink shirt, behind write," We're Pls to Serve!" i was like," WTF? committee service ah?" than wah~ is Bus Service! Bus uncles nowaday must wear pink shirt, fall in the little demons, headcount them, than send them to the bus! kaoz...gd sia! no wonder nowaday Spore so exp to have kids! u gotta pay for such service!
Than i saw those kids, run around, shouting, playing...so full of innocent...yes...i can i hear the background,"Return to Innocence...." wah ya ya, oh ya ya ya....oh ya~
I ask myself, now , how many of them here, yrs down the road, become NUS students, lawyers, docs, professional, unwed mother, drug addict, convict, AWOL army...etc...
Than i went to this class and teach them math....wah....nowaday, kids very fierce! got this dunno wat CB glue, inside got 1 fake tabpole.
Gal A: Teacher, teacher, u see, her glue got tabpole!
Me: wah....
Gal B: NO! this is SPERM! teacher, correct rite? SPERM is like this!
Me with the very stern face: NO! is call tabpole, gal, u too young to use tat word!
Gal B: No mah, teacher, this is SPERM!
Me:Respect the thing, is meant to be tabpole, not sperm!
knn....stupid gal! so young behave like tat! luckily lim pei is like lao ca bo! abo sure kenna rotan one! lol...
Than whole class CHAOS, i teach, all tok! than i angry, so i teach only those tat wanna listen. than? the boys can run table to table! FIGHT SOMEMORE!!! i stun, i young, Mrs Ang say i most naughty liao. and i only sit on my desk tok tok nia, abo draw cartoons.....nowaday, dare to leave their seats!
Nowaday, our sociality got problem,
1) newspaper report got pervert teacher touch boy ku ku jiao,
2) gal student go saying,"SPERM"
3) Principle scare trouble (my CB sec sch ex principle!)
4) overprotective parents...
like tat, how to groom student wif IQ and EQ? i think EQ is gone case liao....
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