Wife Material, Fuck Material, Friend Material

Well, since the ORD, i haf lots of friends breakup...3rd party la, flings la, sianz la...etc...u name it! than friends lecture me, get a gf, settle down, go fuck around...etc...u name it too!woahhaha

this is going to be "lecture" blog. gals might hate it, guys might learnt from it...maybe pple will find it boring...but let's say..is MY WAY~ so read on if u like, close it as u like...

Gals...quantity, not a problem, quality, serious problem!Gals are really a double edge sword(s)...u can stab ur enemy,but u might stab urself...but ever wonder...hmm..since is a double edge sword...y not hold it in the center, and swing right and left?u sure wont get hurt wat! and now...I AM HOLDING IT SIDEWAY!!hahahaha

actually, i am lost on how to begin...anyway..here it goes...

Friend Material- she's nice, u might knw her family. she's always there to give u advise and support. such friends, nv ever try to take adventage...is WRONG!!!consperm will haf bad karma!and who knw, she could be the 1 helpin u to find ur tat "very" one or lead u out of ur depression!so pls..DUN CONFUSE FRIENDSHIP WIF LOVE!

Fuck Material- u might knw her from somewhere sleezy. u might knw her from the street. maybe even from wholivenearyou! when u meet up, she sometime act innocent, sometime sexy..very very sexy~ when u pple chat, sometime, she will tok about the "idea" love, "her very sad love story", her "does not care bout her BF"..etc.. or maybe when u go happening(chiong...not sex) she suddenly act like ur gf for tat 1/4 seconds...she had SEX wif u w/o even begin a relationship...pls guys, such relationship, be sporting! u wanna play, when sour, dun blame either party. if u're sad, blame urself for no sportmanship,poor player. she blame u? she's dumb, ask for it! seriously, if u think she's of marry material, imagine....

u go for oversea trip 2 wk, come home, shag..no time for her, she angry, sad...so find ur mankali neighbour or her very gd colleage at work. the next time u blow her, u smell of CCB...who to blame? urself? because u work hard to let her trim her cb hair, than nv admire her nice job, ur fault?siao bo...pls...u knw who u are...and i'm ur brother, when i see u still feel and care for her, i really wanna go buy pig cage for her. i knw..a little to violent le...lol..

u juz knw her barely, she like u. she seem nice. less than a month, she let u knw she likes u! of course, she's also pretty..good catch? i dun think so. less than month she like u is not a issue. less than a month she let u KNOW she like u...arh...tat's a issue...imagine(again...)

so now everyone like each other. so u're away for a while. than she know another guy for less than a while, a like him and than let him knw she like him in LESS than a month also..so everyone play "i-like-and-let-u-knw-less-than-a-month-game". Summary: is there trust?

my sincere advise: go like her! haf the most passionate sex! UNprotected sex also can! showered her wif gifts if u can afford. but no, no point to love and marry her. REALLY!

Marry Material- i dunno man, i'm still discovering bout such material. but a rule of thumb is tat u know she's not a penis-type of gal.

Penis-type of Gal= bo ta poh ay si (no guy will die; direct transation from hokkien!)

at least u knw she can look after herself and keep her pride and urs intact! Imagine...

Playboy A: wah...tat gal ah...knn..bery fuckup u know! tat time ask her name nia, ignore me!somemore gave me the cold look!cb....

U: she's my gf...

Playboy A:....

if ur friend carry on saying her cb words, tat one not friend liao!