Nightmare..Tired..Hate Black Car..chu stun! + my new discovery (again!)
SHAGGED AH!!! damn du lan...past few nites, not enough sleep. last nite slept early, got nighmareS! worst, dream my love ones mati! kaoz...woke up blur blur, go back slp, nighmare..1 hr later wake up blur blur...slp again..nighmare! like tat 3 times!!! how?should i slp late, slp early or macham mai kun?siao bo...
2day also dunno wat's wrong...driving damn blur... mornin, almost forgot to turn into my lane, noon at Parkway,wanna siam one cb bike,kenna horn!knn...than gg back, MAIN STORY!!!!
was on my way to fetch mum after work PLUS House work...father i was turning left after Holland Road,than i must stick to right lane so tat i can turn into Tanglin's taxi stand to fetch my mum! than got 3 black cars beside my Verna Baobei! ok, 1st, i signal,wanna cut into the lane...one CB black merc dun give way...somemore the "voom" sound scare me..so i LL...move back, spd up to over the the car infront! tat fucker BLACK car's driver must be like Anus sex! knn...stick so close to the car in front..dun let me eat...nvm...i ren....so i spd up to the Black Chervot whose ass is been fuck! KNN, tat fucker machiam like tat black merc, chu noise,chu stun, dun let me in! wah lan eh!! dun lan!in front of him, space, he dun want to cover up, i want to eat, he dun give way! wat the fuck these pple want??knn..izzit they are performing CAR SEX in Orchard Road due to the Car show tat juz came up? damn du lan! at tat point, i also bo bian! u cb wanna bang, father i let u bang la! abo my mother dun need go home liao!
so his Chervot chu noise, my verna also chu! chu la!!!! than yeah!me win!hehehe! :)
than is time for revenge! father i after overtaking him cum them, i 1x bastard, on "breakdown" signal and stop my car in the middle of the road! thy shall not MOVE!!! woahhaha...when i heard the 1st horn, father i chu my air borne skill! "ONE THOUSAND, TWO THOUSAND, 3 THOUSAND CHECK!!!" than father i drive off!woahhahaa...me evil, me ah beng, me MANFRED!!! than b4 i turn into Tanglin, i stopped my car along the road and wait them drive past me! STARE LA! father i scare they nv stare nia!knn... dun mess wif me,understand?me AH BENG!woahahhaa
2day i really notice chinese, malay and indian bastard drivers are very diff!
Chinese Bastard: they watch too much Inital D liao! all cut lane machiam dun give signal nvm...they perform the sudden jerk! knn..see one small hole nia,CUT! beside,in front empty, also suddenly CUT! they all ah...CANNOT gradually go in u knw? machiam like gradually go in their tyres will wear off! i hope Inital D 2 will perform 1 stun Jay Chou's car go ram into durian tree and survive than say," shen si ren, wo si shen, mei you si!( god is man, i am god,i nv die)" so tat all these chinese bastards go ram and c whther they are shen or c shen!knn... than the most common, taxi drivers!!if u notice ah, the malay ones, drive slow and steady,smile smile one...Indian, if they not happy, juz grumble and horn,than later if can drive past u, stare! but really...dunno y la, when indian stare...i more scare...maybe last time kenna abuse by Kati...scare of Ah-Nei!hahahaha.... but the chinese one ah...wah lan eh...c got potential customer, suddenly swerve la, e-brake la, horn la, cut lane like Law of Cosine...knn...
Malay Bastard: usually is the old old ones! they ah...wat lan eh...mostly i saw are those family ones drive tat CB Proton wif the car full of kids and drive at a fierce spd of 30KM/Hr in the express way at the MIDDLE/RIGHT LANE!!!really not paiseh one u know? really let pple curse them bad sex life also no use, coz car inside so much children! wah lau eh!!!!than the other type, usually is the fat and uglys ones, they best!! their body take half a lane liao...they also like those old kuku, drive slow...but worst thing is tat they ARE BIKERS HOGGING ONE LANE!!!wah piangz eh!!!!simi lanjiao!!!! than the final of their kind, the Biker Mice from Mice! wah lan...these ah...really machiam trying out my Inital D 2! they really spd all the way dun care one u knw? they swerve Left la, swerve Right la! jio shi bu shi!!!wah lan...die nvm, dun make other pple kantong lic mah...CCB!!!
Indian Bastard: wat else?drink and drive la! think of kati...woahahhaha...
PS: kati is my gd friend,but no choice, he fall under tis cat!hohohohooh
To Kati: ORD LOH!!
Me? hmmm....woahhahaha
2day also dunno wat's wrong...driving damn blur... mornin, almost forgot to turn into my lane, noon at Parkway,wanna siam one cb bike,kenna horn!knn...than gg back, MAIN STORY!!!!
was on my way to fetch mum after work PLUS House work...father i was turning left after Holland Road,than i must stick to right lane so tat i can turn into Tanglin's taxi stand to fetch my mum! than got 3 black cars beside my Verna Baobei! ok, 1st, i signal,wanna cut into the lane...one CB black merc dun give way...somemore the "voom" sound scare me..so i LL...move back, spd up to over the the car infront! tat fucker BLACK car's driver must be like Anus sex! knn...stick so close to the car in front..dun let me eat...nvm...i ren....so i spd up to the Black Chervot whose ass is been fuck! KNN, tat fucker machiam like tat black merc, chu noise,chu stun, dun let me in! wah lan eh!! dun lan!in front of him, space, he dun want to cover up, i want to eat, he dun give way! wat the fuck these pple want??knn..izzit they are performing CAR SEX in Orchard Road due to the Car show tat juz came up? damn du lan! at tat point, i also bo bian! u cb wanna bang, father i let u bang la! abo my mother dun need go home liao!
so his Chervot chu noise, my verna also chu! chu la!!!! than yeah!me win!hehehe! :)
than is time for revenge! father i after overtaking him cum them, i 1x bastard, on "breakdown" signal and stop my car in the middle of the road! thy shall not MOVE!!! woahhaha...when i heard the 1st horn, father i chu my air borne skill! "ONE THOUSAND, TWO THOUSAND, 3 THOUSAND CHECK!!!" than father i drive off!woahhahaa...me evil, me ah beng, me MANFRED!!! than b4 i turn into Tanglin, i stopped my car along the road and wait them drive past me! STARE LA! father i scare they nv stare nia!knn... dun mess wif me,understand?me AH BENG!woahahhaa
2day i really notice chinese, malay and indian bastard drivers are very diff!
Chinese Bastard: they watch too much Inital D liao! all cut lane machiam dun give signal nvm...they perform the sudden jerk! knn..see one small hole nia,CUT! beside,in front empty, also suddenly CUT! they all ah...CANNOT gradually go in u knw? machiam like gradually go in their tyres will wear off! i hope Inital D 2 will perform 1 stun Jay Chou's car go ram into durian tree and survive than say," shen si ren, wo si shen, mei you si!( god is man, i am god,i nv die)" so tat all these chinese bastards go ram and c whther they are shen or c shen!knn... than the most common, taxi drivers!!if u notice ah, the malay ones, drive slow and steady,smile smile one...Indian, if they not happy, juz grumble and horn,than later if can drive past u, stare! but really...dunno y la, when indian stare...i more scare...maybe last time kenna abuse by Kati...scare of Ah-Nei!hahahaha.... but the chinese one ah...wah lan eh...c got potential customer, suddenly swerve la, e-brake la, horn la, cut lane like Law of Cosine...knn...
Malay Bastard: usually is the old old ones! they ah...wat lan eh...mostly i saw are those family ones drive tat CB Proton wif the car full of kids and drive at a fierce spd of 30KM/Hr in the express way at the MIDDLE/RIGHT LANE!!!really not paiseh one u know? really let pple curse them bad sex life also no use, coz car inside so much children! wah lau eh!!!!than the other type, usually is the fat and uglys ones, they best!! their body take half a lane liao...they also like those old kuku, drive slow...but worst thing is tat they ARE BIKERS HOGGING ONE LANE!!!wah piangz eh!!!!simi lanjiao!!!! than the final of their kind, the Biker Mice from Mice! wah lan...these ah...really machiam trying out my Inital D 2! they really spd all the way dun care one u knw? they swerve Left la, swerve Right la! jio shi bu shi!!!wah lan...die nvm, dun make other pple kantong lic mah...CCB!!!
Indian Bastard: wat else?drink and drive la! think of kati...woahahhaha...
PS: kati is my gd friend,but no choice, he fall under tis cat!hohohohooh
To Kati: ORD LOH!!
Me? hmmm....woahhahaha
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