Are you programmed?

when a scaner read a bar code, it will display the item's price. when u press the life's door button open/close, it will follow ur command. so is there anything in the world tat show u nia, u will haf a reaction? nope, i'm not tokin bout when i see porn and mari kita!but if i see porn and rape my hard disk, counted!but no again, i nv done tat! but i juz discover something new in me!

my job required me to go supermart and do stacking time to time. and not tat i'm trying to act cute, but lately, while stacking toilet paper(no...i dun sell them, juz tat i'm hiding MY products behind!) for bout 5mins...suddenly, i got the urge to lao sai! really!it seems tat my ass react wif the sight of toilet paper! so i told my gal colleage(hahaha....envy me bah!) i wanna lao sai coz of the sight of pan sai paper...diaoz....she told, "i dun wanna knw..." kaoz...she tot i act cute, joking...machiam...after tahan for 1/2 hr, i fly to toilet than she know is not a joke! ;(

so now i'm wondering....wat more things is there in the world will cause my body to react....hmm...do u?