My Romance Story....lol

oh well, maybe i shall share something not too many of u pple know. bout a story of a gal b4 my 1st GF. lol...oh well, juz felt like KPKB b4 i go bath and study...now is midnite btw...

well, yrs ago, while working at a Bubble Tea shop during my long hair ah beng look alike days, there a young gal who always come buy tea from my shop. i remb she LOVE sour like siao! her Lemon ice dun add sugar la, Love Fruit Ice dun add sugar la...lol...

than she also always tok to my tat sweet lao chio aunty colleage. than 1 day, she intro this young gal to me. yap, she's younger than me, born in the yr of rabbit!lol...

well, her family's office(they some kinda of food supplier) is upstair of my shop. oh well....those days, she will come down order from me, chat wif me b4 gg up. than slowly, as time progress, she enter my and help me being the cashier(no $ is lost during the process)! oh...so Taiwan drama rite??

tat time, i was a low self esteem person...yap, thanks to those CB sec school so call friends who always lower my esteem...saying i ugly...blah blah blah...tat's y my mouth 2day so mean...lol...anyway, at tat time, i dunno wat action to do...rather gong...stupid and shy...tat's y i always say "go for it!". u nv know unless u try...

hahaha...her father dun like me, i remb...coz i look ah beng, than 1 day idiot me, ask her for a movie, hen she reject, my world is like fall apart, and when i tell her i like her, she juz smile and no reply...from than on, i nv tok 2 her again...gave her tat black face...lol..wat a loser rite?aya...young mah...stupid...

than like tat she disappear, and my than tat GF appear, and well..the rest is history,or rather, her-story...hahahaha

and juz lately, i found her in Friendster. stun, she lock her msg-ing in Friendster. guess is you yuan mei fen bah!

My 1st Love story so innocent, my sex story so wild, my life story so Comedy, my depressing story so tragic...lol...man...gotta write a book. but i need a Ghost Writer..or else no one can understand my story!

Family Planning...

oh well, today nice but tiring workin day for me... ran 3 Giant Supermarts to do my merchandising...and well well, guess who i met at IMM while stacking can food?ZILONG!!!hahaha...LAZY~ wif his gf! hahah...damn blur me, forgot to wish him Happy Birthday....Sorry bro...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! but doubt he read my blog anyway...lol

morning breakfast had a gd laught too. wif my colleages chatting bout the importance of family planning...than my lao chio colleage told my senior how much she like kids.. than suddenly my younger gal colleage turn to me and said,"Manfred, see, she so like kids!later knw wat we shld do?..." b4 she could finish, i spill everything out from mouth and reply,"huh?u want me to make u pregnent to give her a child?!?!?" i really dau stun...she lagi stun...-_-~

next time better give pple chance to tok finish....she wanna say go IMM and snatch pple's kid....guess i really too porn liao...

My Little Princes~

oh well, HP camera rather sux...but still took a video of my cousin during CNY. Be warned, very cute little gal may tempt u to settle down and haf a family soon...be warned...



After watching this video..some questions pop up in my mind..
1) y does kids this age laught at watever thing u say to them?
2) or izzit i really sound tat funny?
3) and y the ^$*&@#*%^ do i sound like some duck trying to speak english??

oh well...cute eh?;)

i'm trying to get away...

study really sux...juz finish 1 chapter...and i promise to study after Inuyasha...but decide to waste my time away....liao la....

2day 1st day of work after CNY...really no mood. still holidaying mood. anyway, saw the meaning DIE COCK STANDING. wtf am i saying? oh well...i saw a cat DIE COCK STANDING. was driving along CTE Marine Parade when i saw one black cat which is bascially flat on the ground. cant make up which is hind leg, or front one....but this part best...with the whole body flatten...only the tail stood upright! and i really mean straight UPRIGHT!!! wtf rite? i really stun, almost run over somemore...luckily father i siam fast enough!

went to watch the Protege wif Dad and ty. nice show...or should i say best! after Infernal Affair 1, all other HK shows are crap....trying too hard liao...not even Jackie Chan's New Police story is tat gd! but this show, Protege, BEST!!! i give 9 out of 10!

yes yes...i know...Ghost Rider rather sux. let's juz say, tat they try to rush the story le....so look kinda cock...ya...bone cock...

so how is CNY for u pple?hope is a good one, may we look forward to the new yr wif more sex and sex!hahahahaha....

CNY~

So public holiday is over soon...and i'm working tomrw...SIANZ~~~

So how's everybody CNY this yr? Can u believe it?i last yr actually nv celebrated CNY coz me busying on standby protecting our beloved nation! oh well...MAri Kita lah!

izzit am getting older, or CNY juz isn't like the past... CNY seem to be getting boring...no more excitment like last time... it seem not much effort is done to make this CNY liveier. Channel 8 and U show all the sux shows...newspapers also not entertaining enough...haiz...i really dun think the problem like wif me, mediacorp bo zuo gan lan...

than there's the stupid terrorist things gg on in India. really STUPID u knw...i hate it when pple abuse technology. train is something Man create to let MAN move around freely. than some KNN prefer to use leg and run run run go bomb the whole railway and train kill pple...WTF rite?? is no diff to like i give u a condom to fuck woman. than u bloody take and wrap ur nose, than go fuck kenna AIDS. wtf rite? no link?nono...i tink very link. 2 words, KUM LAN!

those extremist, also horrible. pple celebrate CNY, go and bomb. Reason: stay away from their land. KNN...if really THEIR land, they should haf bodyguards around, got Lamboginni, big big Mansion, and not squatter settlement liao...knn...THEIR LAND...my dick head is laughing..
is like my neighbour downstair. ceiling drip water, knn...come tell me, than? pay 50-50 dun want, wanna pay 30-70...3 words..GO FUCK DOG! i stay highest, my ceiling also dripping...i claim from who? Ti-gong izzit? siao leh...my neighbour ah....ah....

very complaining rite? kns...if u tomrw need to work after 4 days of 10 hrs sleep, see u also make noise like me or not...

to u pple who read my blog, i give u 6 words...

GONG XI FA CAI... HUAT AH!!!

Ah neo..dun be angry...

This was the day, we celebrated yr 2006 in Jason aka CB lip's house. This is a photo i force ah neo to take wif me tat very day...y he cover his face?must be something mean i joke about his face...

Ah neo...dun be angry... today, my cute little cousin make noise wanna see my photos. so we juz clicked and see, till she saw this pic. she than ask,"manfred kor kor...why ur friend cover his face?" i was giggling and reply," oh, his face rough mah, so he dun want to take photo..." (ah neo,"wah Chee...")

than she was like," oh....kor kor's friend face rough so dun want to take photo. rough face dun take photo hoh?" wah....hahahaa...ah neo....

See, my ah neo so handsome! ah neo is my best friend!

UNREAL

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie (1860 - 1937)Whoa... Dance Production was dazzling sensational.I experienced first hand, for my first time, the amazing capacity of single-mindedness and dedication.Well Done y'all! Dancers, tech, marketing, pub Cell, sets,: You got my attention and smile 101%!Excellent work by Joe and Charmaine!All producers as well! The production...blah blah....sucking cock, swallowing sperm...blah blah blah...backstab...blah blah blah...borrow shorts dun want to return...blah blah blah...continue to sux where i stop...blah blah blah...

Why the hell do some pple wanna blog till like they are best of pple, best of guys, kindest, real buddy, intellectual blah blah blah? SO FAKE~

dun they feel a bit of shamless? is like, u're an asshole! and u call urself a saint...WTF??? u bloody tau pple to hell, step on pple heads to snatch recogizations, and u CARRY ON SELF BLOGGING?!?!?! knn...shamless...is CNY soon...so i dun wanna curse too much....KNN...

tat's y when sometime CDO got those major gathering, i rather not appear! y bother to see these suckers?? over there, act as if THEY are the HOST! come over, "hi guys!" than smile and hi to everyone, even to the ones tat rape his mum! i knw, maybe u say is correct to act like this!but nah...not me, when i hate u, i juz dun want confrontation wif u...coz if i do...someone gotta get hurt real bad...

but truely, lan jiao lan mix wif lanjiao lan...or shld i put correctly, Birds of the same feathers flock together...but hey, so UNmanfred rite?? i knw, is better to speak proper english...but hey, manfred is a busy man!i juz type wat i think. where the hell do i haf time to ponder wat to write, than use microsoft words to check for grammar and spelling mistake...li xiao bo??

than go find Lit books and type which mother's son proverb...JUZ RECOMMAND THE BOOK LA!!! knn..

last time i ask Latino, y do some pple haf long long english name...like Apple Anus Sim?why the hell do u need so long name?does it help in enlonging ur dick? or does it mean tat ur mum has two husbands?so u must haf 2 surname! so Latino, a Catholic, explain tat this is to show tat he/she has been a "level up" christian! wah...of course, if u're a nice guy, u call urself, Alfred-Ben-Charile-Blah blah..., wif all the names in the world in ur IC, i accept lah! but knn, u lan jiao lan, borrow shorts dun return, score point sabbo pple, to hell wif u lah! i name u, KNN-CCB-MCB-SIM better!hohohoh.....

sux sux sux...this world is unfair, i accept!so father i will juz KPKB in this virtual blogging world!

Commando always let pple imagine BIG

Been a Commando for your NSF sometime make u feelin really like some kinda superhero thing u knw? really...peter parker, spiderman...see the contridicting link?

anyway, juz lately, as usual, during breakfast wif my colleage at our hangout BA, one of them told me, "wah, when they told me we are hiring a ex commando, knn...i tot muscle muscle one! than u, clown!hahaha... see the shadow big big, come out from the room, 1 mouse!hahaha.." i really stun! but also laught my head off...

pple DO expect us to perform better in watever shit we do. is seem like no room for mistake. compliment or curse? i dunno...stress?YES!!

Ghost Rider is coming soon! i am god damn excited! that day b4 lesson, father i cock itchy. went book shop and flip the opening pages of Ghost Rider the novel....aga aga knw the opening scene le...but the movie is very diff from the original story. trust me pple, no matter wat, the idea of this Ghost Rider thing, ROCKZ! i like the quotes,"Vengence....""Blood of the innocent must be avenge!!!" gosh....i dunno y, but i juz love anti-heros...

2007, yr of the superheros movie. GR, Transformer, FF2:Rise of the Surfer, Ninja Turtle...oh my god...back to being a child~

I wanna share...

Finally, my sis married off liao! hahaha...as her bro, i am so so happy for her. of course, me not going to blog bout her wedding, how i dress,but rather some kinda stun, finally, touch...etc events!

let's me start on the tea ceremony than! mum is rather cute, she invited her france boss, bro-in-law's Italian Amercian couple and some of my mom's ah mog friends to my hse. my father's side and me were like mouth open...gotta admit, in a HDB estate, chinese wedding, u get one bunch of ang moh to come, is like, THEY are the event!hahahaha...but they are really nice pple. really!i like them alot!

maybe tat day, i learnt how much i really really meant to my sis. u know, once awhile, she throw a bitch fit, spoilt brat, show temper on me...etc. yet during the tea ceremony, all the wishes from everyone to her make her smile, thanks them...u know, the polite thingy. but when is me...broken chinese,broken english, and end my well wishes wif the "HUAT AH!!" she cried..oh well...melt my heart really....but than again...she cried izzit becoz she's sadden by my poor use of languages after so many yrs?hahahha

than c this little gal??

she's our Tan family latest recruit. yap, my belove 4 yrs old gal cousin. she really melt my heart..making me wish to a daughter of my own like her! she's really very cute...even now as i'm typing, i can even smile to myself! when i went to fetch her to the wedding dinner, i chat wif her mum, and didn't notice her!than she stood in front of me, lean against me, smile and look up~ isn't tat sweet?(CB neo,CB foo,CB jom, CB Jason, i nv mari kita!is my COUSIN ok! i knw the rest wont think like tat only u 4...lol...)share some of her cuteness for tat day(hanwee..dun KNN fantastise my cousin!i knw ur liking!hahaha...jokin...i knw u like little gals)

Cute 1
when we were in the car, i ask her wat's her name. guess wat she reply? "i am princess" wah lau...melt leh~

Cute 2
when holding her hand and walking in the carpark, climbing stairs, i ask her does she knw where were we going...her answer? "we go marry" piangZ ah....so young tok like tat, but i find it very cute loh....sorry all my gals friends out there...u all too old to act lidat le, if u gimme such a reply next time, i sure stuff umbrellla into ur asses, open, close than pull out!wohahahaa....anyway, isn't she lovely??

Cute 3
bascially, the whole nite, she stick to me! like my daughter...haiz..luckily, i got other relatives to play wif her, but sometime, felt guilty leaving her one side to go entertain guests...haiz...christmas...another investment liao....hahhaa

Ok, enough of "showing off" her to u pple. the best "Jngdian" of the nite!~ ten mins b4 the whole dinner event start, i was the last one in, closing the big door behind me. wearing my $550 ZARA coat, $150 ZARA pants, $159 Renoma LEATHER shoes...(haolian rite?) walking in, than suddenly, a gal wave to me, look not bad....so i look around to make sure she's REALLY calling me. than i walk over, smile and ask,"yes?" she reply,"can u change a plate for me?u c, the tea overflow all over the cup and tea. thanks!" i SWEAR i'm not lying!!! i know, only TV and friends to friends joke bout such lame joke..BUT IT GOD DAMN HAPPEN TO ME!!!! of course, i only can reply her,"b4 i do tat miss, juz to inform u, i am the bride's brother. i'll get a waiter for u!;)" of course, i almost cry....wear until so expensive kenna mistaken as waiter! wah lau!

I am not Shaggy, me not so happening...juz evil...

i haf been real flatter lately! is seem tat the whole world see me as a very happening person! middle of the nite, some friends will sms me,"hey!wru? i at XXX chiong!" wah sei...chiong only, my name come into their mind! thanks guys for remembering me when u chiong! but my surname is Tan, not Chiong...hohohohooh

than some friends also cute. got boy gal problem, 3rd party la, do stupid stuff la...all come ask me! kaoz...i think the theme song for my life now is Shaggy's "Is wasn't me" hahaha...

having grow up wif 2 ladies in my life, and almost all of my working life have been working wif YOUNG and OLD women, i gotta admit...my knowledge of woman is quite there...but hmm...nv put into good use myself...so...hmm...LPPL!

lately, some guy told me, he's worry about wat to tok about wif a gal. my advice? juz keep quiet and let her tok la! after all, gals like to tok! so? be a listener la! man! i tink i'm good!woahhaha....

i been thnking of modify my car stereo system...like peter's one. ahhaha....can blast the music loud loud, wind down window...coolz~ ah beng...me like it! let's c wat i can do about it...gotta save enough money!

my sis is finally getting marry! tat make me reflect alot on myself...u c, it took them to save for 5-8 yrs to get enough for marriage!and they are both quite high pay...hmm...so wif my peanuts, and availability, i guess it will take me about 35 to get marry? wow...god know by than if i haf enough soldiers to march into middle land? or die half way road march(or combat swim?)...or maybe...my ship having up, sink already. ship?dun understand?hahahaha....