Kids today...

I'm broke, but i believe, how much we eat, and how much we own in the bank, is God will. so juz when i'm about to cross dress go Changi sell backside, i got offer to teach part time Pri Sch Math. i knw, i knw, i can even hear some1 say,"wah chee...his english ke yi mah?" fuck la....lol...

Anyway, nowaday kids horrible...i wont say the sch lor, last time i read newspaper, 1 cock teach KP his student on his blog kenna jia lat jia lat!wohahaha....

Back to story, i go all the way West to teach. when i reach there, wah...impress wif nowaday services for Pri Sch demons. i saw some uncles in pink shirt, behind write," We're Pls to Serve!" i was like," WTF? committee service ah?" than wah~ is Bus Service! Bus uncles nowaday must wear pink shirt, fall in the little demons, headcount them, than send them to the bus! kaoz...gd sia! no wonder nowaday Spore so exp to have kids! u gotta pay for such service!

Than i saw those kids, run around, shouting, playing...so full of innocent...yes...i can i hear the background,"Return to Innocence...." wah ya ya, oh ya ya ya....oh ya~

I ask myself, now , how many of them here, yrs down the road, become NUS students, lawyers, docs, professional, unwed mother, drug addict, convict, AWOL army...etc...

Than i went to this class and teach them math....wah....nowaday, kids very fierce! got this dunno wat CB glue, inside got 1 fake tabpole.

Gal A: Teacher, teacher, u see, her glue got tabpole!

Me: wah....

Gal B: NO! this is SPERM! teacher, correct rite? SPERM is like this!

Me with the very stern face: NO! is call tabpole, gal, u too young to use tat word!

Gal B: No mah, teacher, this is SPERM!

Me:Respect the thing, is meant to be tabpole, not sperm!

knn....stupid gal! so young behave like tat! luckily lim pei is like lao ca bo! abo sure kenna rotan one! lol...

Than whole class CHAOS, i teach, all tok! than i angry, so i teach only those tat wanna listen. than? the boys can run table to table! FIGHT SOMEMORE!!! i stun, i young, Mrs Ang say i most naughty liao. and i only sit on my desk tok tok nia, abo draw cartoons.....nowaday, dare to leave their seats!

Nowaday, our sociality got problem,
1) newspaper report got pervert teacher touch boy ku ku jiao,
2) gal student go saying,"SPERM"
3) Principle scare trouble (my CB sec sch ex principle!)
4) overprotective parents...

like tat, how to groom student wif IQ and EQ? i think EQ is gone case liao....

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Some friendship of a thousand yrs cant even pass a single test. Whereas some,u least appreciate it during the time tgt, in fact pass every single tests.

Dau Jiat juz left for china. Egune, tiong lee too. yet, more CDO bros send them off than their Uni friends. R we really gay?

Will this bond be the same after ROD? at least for now, let's enjoy the moments!

Everyone love Simon...at least i do...wohahaha

First of all...to all my CDO bros...esp chinchun...SORRY for nv attending ur zouk out, becoz u knw y la. i'm glad tat u guys enjoy urself without me, or else moi will be very gulity.but yea, i knw, if i around, will be perfect...wohahahah...i heard someone said,"wah chee"

Anyway, back to main topic. Simon today preach me the arm destroyer stance, so hopefully, i'll be Hulk in 3 wks time. We went Orchard to eat, tok cock, act gay b4 my class, b4 his trip to malaysia diving. as usual, i tok, he laugh(sound gay). For those who knw Simon, he's a cock rite? he juz love to smack something. last time nv bring atm card buy shirt, smack the cashier table, scared the gay cashier half fuck! in camp, Guard duty, CRF KL wif him, he also smack table when he guard com....2day, he power!

As usual again, i joke, he laugh. we were moving down the escalator at HMV, dunno wat cock i said, wah, tat Simon laugh until than happy, he SMACK DOWN! knn...he smack one ah moh woman's head! i stun, he stun, she DAMN DU LAN!!!! Simon keep saying sorry, she said nvm...but knn...her face damn du lan...WELCOME TO SPORE!!!!

For those wonder...how Mr Smackdown looks like...

from Left to Right: Me, Xiaohua, SMACKDOWN!, Mingxiang

PS: this photo is during CDO's D&D day...

Show me the Money!

"when u wanna settle down?"
Me: show me the money...

"when will u like to get marry?"
Me: show me the money...

"dun u wanna haf a family?"
Me: show me the money...

really damn sianz. is always bout money, money, and more money! tat's y is always gd that there's fuck buddies out there. coz the give u sex, u give them love. but no committment, no one will bitch bout no money! btw, i dun haf fuck buddies to date...last time also no haf...

serious, i be very honest. and i wont say grapes are sour! of course every1 wanna haf a sense of belonging. tat some1 tat belong u, and vice visa. but if u're not making money, do u think is fair for her?

Note: mine is on a guy's perspective!

if she dun mind, u're lucky! but if someone wif money comes along and she left u, WILL U BLAME HER? pls...look into ur mirror, and wallet...

i haf a sister, i haf a niece, i haf very close childhood gfs like yun, ricky's sis..etc...most importantly,i always believe, men or women, deserve the best, or at least, the best they can get! so seriously, no money, y tok bout love and nest? if there's no twigs, how does sparrow build its nest?

sometime, like 2day, really make me wonder when will i haf a nest of eggs. i'm not self pity, ok. but rather, i am priorizing my life. i wont earn $0, get a gal, and expect her to 100% loyal to me. tat will be fuck up! even though i'm studyin a professional cert, i gotta be realistic. cert is a key, cert does not determine ur future. So, i'll pretty much be myself,be as happy as i can, and try to climb this fucking ladder of life ASAP! than, we'll tok bout nest and R&R.

am i being low in confident? fucking not. the line of being realistic and daydreaming is very thin. i knw where i stand, i bitch wat i like. my life, my way, dun teach me how to fuck! thanks u!

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Some people juz prove me right about them once more. hey, watever it is, it's aint moi fault!

Blaming others is always the easiest. I am morally wrong, but i dun do friends any wrong to date...beside the occasional bitchin...whoahahah

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Sometime, is not about the yrs of friendship tat we cant bear to let go. Rather, is the yrs of friendship was wasted on. Rather never was.

Guys of 3rd Coy, short, yet quality ones...

And yes...i still hate Witono and Allen Alex...

Typical classical me~

yes guys, as usual, moi gotten share a classical song wif u all! this time no Paula Abdul, but Peabo Bryson's IF EVER YOUR IN MY ARMS AGAIN!!

Well, after hearing it, i bet u bros who knw me well, typical manfred, typical old song!

For those who find his voice familiar, he's the MCB who sang our childhood Disney Cartoons theme like Beauty and The Beast, and A Whole New World...etc...

Pls enjoy it, and feel...



It all came so easy, all the loving you gave me
The feelings we shared
And I still can remember, how you touched me so tender
It told me you cared

We had a once in a lifetime
But I just couldn't see until it was gone
A second once in a lifetime
May be too much to ask but i swear from now on

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll hold you forever
This time we'll never end

I'm seeing clearly, how I still need you near me
I still love you so
There's something between us, that won't ever leave us
There's no letting go

We had a once in a lifetime
But I just didn't know it til my life fell apart
A second once in a lifetime
Isn't too much to ask 'cos I swear from the heart

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll hold you forever
This time we'll never end

The best of romances deserve second chances
I'll get to you somehow 'cos i promise now

If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll love you much better
If ever you're in my arms again
This time I'll hold you forever
This time we'll never end

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