Now i know, now i learnt!

Sat night was very happening to me! Spritually! (forgive if i haf any spelling mistakes..i'm too sick to correct or check!)

went to dbo at night wif fong, foo,foo's friend to meet zhilong! foo's friend look kinda like Ken, so zhilong actually gave him a name, Ken2! wtf rite? fong and me actually were quite sianz surprisingly! our conclusion was tat we were not mentally prepare to chiong, so the dancing cells in our blood is not active! but our foo...wow...i nv see him so enjoy himself b4 in club b4! tat penguin, really drink, make noise, and EVEN dance to the music!! wah!!! kaoz...sensing tat he wanna let his hair down, i volunteer to be driver for tat night(also becoz i wanna save $ not to drink..thrive as u live policy VS spend as u live policy!) i knw...cdo brothers must be wondering wat happen rite? hahaha...

when we were about to live, we met jom jom wif his air crew! tat fucker! from now on, i guess he's really call THE FUCKER! hahaha... i'm shock when we join him and his crew on the dance floor! the gals?kaoz...really too fierce and hiong liao! they really dance and rub! i really mean RUB! i dun believe if jom jom say they nv roti tion!! hahaha....now i knw...y he so wanna join SIA!hahaha...Transformers: more than meet the bye(cheebye)!ahahahaha...tat lucky bear, opps...not bear liao, is rabbit!ahhahaha

but oh well, is gd to c tat he enjoy his new work and friends!well...afterall, work come wif a price, but workin environment is priceless! so good luck to him!can c he really love his life now! even thought sometime i really hate it when he try to gay dance wif me on the dance floor...woahhahaha...

do u knw tat nowaday, TP used a sensor to test ur alchol level instead of the "blow" 1?woahhaa...i was shock loh! along the road toward CTE, road block! i was actually very calm, coz i nv drink much, tat fucker tp ask me to speak out my ic no. than tat fuckin sensor go "beep...beep...beeeeepppppppppp~" knn...i tot i failed! tat fucker also show me the no go face, than, "haf a nice ride!" wtf? scare me 1/2 dead!really stun!

i think ah foo must be responsible toward me...coz tat nite while we were at his house about to slp...his older sis came home...and we open the door....and she saw...ermm...saw me 1/2 nake...so far beside my mum c me naked when i was young...his sis is the 2nd 1 le....how??i lost my modestly le.....woahhahahha

Thrive as you live policy!

Hiaz...pay haven come, i already spend on my car liao! 2day went to fetch my mum! bestZ! when she board the car nia, my car mati liao, fell into coma! kick her, finger her also bo-eng....sianzzzzzzzz

i called yang, foo, andy for helps...hiaz...in the end, is mighty aunty and uncle to my rescue! my heros~ damn pai seh lor! kaozzzz....b4 they arrive, i was told by andy to open my bonet c if got smoke...piangz...i know how to engage the boot to open...but i DUNNO how to pull open the bonet!coz of some hook...dunno wat lanjiao hook! pple on the street c one siao lan kneeling in front of verna finger the bonet!kaoz...saw 2 big boobs-cum-sibei-sexy-must fuck women walk by lookin at me....wif the "cannot make it" look...kaoz...wanna put my head into the bonet and cook!!!

like tat cost me $113! phew...u c ah foo, if i follow ur "money must spend policy", than i might haf problem paying the battery, than must take from lao ma, than equal to father i depression again! "Thrive as u live" policy! BESTZ!

Tian Ah!!!(Part 2)

Arh.... sianz! Police send me a letter for the 2nd interivew...haiz...really lost in emotion~
the feelin?is like after breaking up wif ur ex, and u're gettin tgt wif a new gal, ur ex come back. how?since young, i wanna be "无间道", but now i end up "創世紀"...so now with 2 choices...hmm..got choice better than no choice rite? anyway..we'll c how again...will update u friends again...i really need to consider...but i quite like this new job...becoz the surrounding(xcept my cute boss)....

Tian ah!!!

Than today, i really suspect i kenna sexual disturb! i was peeing at Toa Payoh toilet,when this old man beside me acting strangely...i nv look at him, but felt like he was masterbating beside me instead of urinating....i tell u...the usually fierce me was actually too shock to react...so i juz left...ermm...feelin amused!(oh no, am i gay?)

so more and more singles around me. is breakup a curse or a blessing? well...i haf been pessimistic for yrs...well, life cant work like this! today, i know wat i want in my idea gal, so i'll juz wait, and pray, and bitch, KPKB...till she appear! if no, than "return used,and alone"(die alone. u"used" is becoz, kenna rape b4) lor...wat to do,better than 2 person suffer. hahaha

so i hope all newly breakup singles, look forward to find ur better one, and learnt not to hold on to the past! juz look back of the unprotected sex, public sex, dangerous sex as memories enough le...wohahahhaa

Bless you~hohooohohoohwaahahha

My Boss is so Cute!~i love her sia!

Oh well, juz 2 wks into my job and my colleage are saying tat i'm a new record holder!wow... hold wat? i'm the 1st newcomer in my office tat my boss begun to talk to after 2 wks!wow...historically, she only tok to them after 1 month!wow....

ok, let me describe bout her! she's in her 70s...old...real old..always wear a chongsam...and tok real soft but ermm.. "KNN"...how "KNN" izzit?ok...

when i went for my 1st interview wif her husband, everything went smoothly...than b4 i leave, she asked,"how do i knw if u steal any of my paper?" wtf rite? father i stunned!

1st day of work, when i greet her morning(coz i FUCKING SIT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE DOOR!!!,machiam like stephen chow movie),she ignore me..daoz sia....knn...only young ATTRACTIVE ladies ignore me...she also record-holder...coz me suppose to be aunty killer,opps...i mean mother-in-law killer...hohoohoh

than sometime when she ask my seniors bout how me gg along, she wont even take a look at me even if i standing in front of her!!!!than the best part was last Sat. coz sat half day, and we haf to make our round, so when we're bout to leave, she stand at the exit asking each and everyone of us where we gg...except me of course...coz me follow senior...kaoz...

and finally! she TALKED TO ME!!!! happy? happy ur lan la!juz b4 i gg to make my round today...she say,"ermm...u better learn fast...AND PROVE UR WORTH!!" knn...stun rite?she sure knw how to make me wet sia

Nightmare..Tired..Hate Black Car..chu stun! + my new discovery (again!)

SHAGGED AH!!! damn du lan...past few nites, not enough sleep. last nite slept early, got nighmareS! worst, dream my love ones mati! kaoz...woke up blur blur, go back slp, nighmare..1 hr later wake up blur blur...slp again..nighmare! like tat 3 times!!! how?should i slp late, slp early or macham mai kun?siao bo...

2day also dunno wat's wrong...driving damn blur... mornin, almost forgot to turn into my lane, noon at Parkway,wanna siam one cb bike,kenna horn!knn...than gg back, MAIN STORY!!!!

was on my way to fetch mum after work PLUS House work...father i was turning left after Holland Road,than i must stick to right lane so tat i can turn into Tanglin's taxi stand to fetch my mum! than got 3 black cars beside my Verna Baobei! ok, 1st, i signal,wanna cut into the lane...one CB black merc dun give way...somemore the "voom" sound scare me..so i LL...move back, spd up to over the the car infront! tat fucker BLACK car's driver must be like Anus sex! knn...stick so close to the car in front..dun let me eat...nvm...i ren....so i spd up to the Black Chervot whose ass is been fuck! KNN, tat fucker machiam like tat black merc, chu noise,chu stun, dun let me in! wah lan eh!! dun lan!in front of him, space, he dun want to cover up, i want to eat, he dun give way! wat the fuck these pple want??knn..izzit they are performing CAR SEX in Orchard Road due to the Car show tat juz came up? damn du lan! at tat point, i also bo bian! u cb wanna bang, father i let u bang la! abo my mother dun need go home liao!

so his Chervot chu noise, my verna also chu! chu la!!!! than yeah!me win!hehehe! :)
than is time for revenge! father i after overtaking him cum them, i 1x bastard, on "breakdown" signal and stop my car in the middle of the road! thy shall not MOVE!!! woahhaha...when i heard the 1st horn, father i chu my air borne skill! "ONE THOUSAND, TWO THOUSAND, 3 THOUSAND CHECK!!!" than father i drive off!woahhahaa...me evil, me ah beng, me MANFRED!!! than b4 i turn into Tanglin, i stopped my car along the road and wait them drive past me! STARE LA! father i scare they nv stare nia!knn... dun mess wif me,understand?me AH BENG!woahahhaa

2day i really notice chinese, malay and indian bastard drivers are very diff!

Chinese Bastard: they watch too much Inital D liao! all cut lane machiam dun give signal nvm...they perform the sudden jerk! knn..see one small hole nia,CUT! beside,in front empty, also suddenly CUT! they all ah...CANNOT gradually go in u knw? machiam like gradually go in their tyres will wear off! i hope Inital D 2 will perform 1 stun Jay Chou's car go ram into durian tree and survive than say," shen si ren, wo si shen, mei you si!( god is man, i am god,i nv die)" so tat all these chinese bastards go ram and c whther they are shen or c shen!knn... than the most common, taxi drivers!!if u notice ah, the malay ones, drive slow and steady,smile smile one...Indian, if they not happy, juz grumble and horn,than later if can drive past u, stare! but really...dunno y la, when indian stare...i more scare...maybe last time kenna abuse by Kati...scare of Ah-Nei!hahahaha.... but the chinese one ah...wah lan eh...c got potential customer, suddenly swerve la, e-brake la, horn la, cut lane like Law of Cosine...knn...

Malay Bastard: usually is the old old ones! they ah...wat lan eh...mostly i saw are those family ones drive tat CB Proton wif the car full of kids and drive at a fierce spd of 30KM/Hr in the express way at the MIDDLE/RIGHT LANE!!!really not paiseh one u know? really let pple curse them bad sex life also no use, coz car inside so much children! wah lau eh!!!!than the other type, usually is the fat and uglys ones, they best!! their body take half a lane liao...they also like those old kuku, drive slow...but worst thing is tat they ARE BIKERS HOGGING ONE LANE!!!wah piangz eh!!!!simi lanjiao!!!! than the final of their kind, the Biker Mice from Mice! wah lan...these ah...really machiam trying out my Inital D 2! they really spd all the way dun care one u knw? they swerve Left la, swerve Right la! jio shi bu shi!!!wah lan...die nvm, dun make other pple kantong lic mah...CCB!!!

Indian Bastard: wat else?drink and drive la! think of kati...woahahhaha...
PS: kati is my gd friend,but no choice, he fall under tis cat!hohohohooh
To Kati: ORD LOH!!

Me? hmmm....woahhahaha

Wife Material, Fuck Material, Friend Material

Well, since the ORD, i haf lots of friends breakup...3rd party la, flings la, sianz la...etc...u name it! than friends lecture me, get a gf, settle down, go fuck around...etc...u name it too!woahhaha

this is going to be "lecture" blog. gals might hate it, guys might learnt from it...maybe pple will find it boring...but let's say..is MY WAY~ so read on if u like, close it as u like...

Gals...quantity, not a problem, quality, serious problem!Gals are really a double edge sword(s)...u can stab ur enemy,but u might stab urself...but ever wonder...hmm..since is a double edge sword...y not hold it in the center, and swing right and left?u sure wont get hurt wat! and now...I AM HOLDING IT SIDEWAY!!hahahaha

actually, i am lost on how to begin...anyway..here it goes...

Friend Material- she's nice, u might knw her family. she's always there to give u advise and support. such friends, nv ever try to take adventage...is WRONG!!!consperm will haf bad karma!and who knw, she could be the 1 helpin u to find ur tat "very" one or lead u out of ur depression!so pls..DUN CONFUSE FRIENDSHIP WIF LOVE!

Fuck Material- u might knw her from somewhere sleezy. u might knw her from the street. maybe even from wholivenearyou! when u meet up, she sometime act innocent, sometime sexy..very very sexy~ when u pple chat, sometime, she will tok about the "idea" love, "her very sad love story", her "does not care bout her BF"..etc.. or maybe when u go happening(chiong...not sex) she suddenly act like ur gf for tat 1/4 seconds...she had SEX wif u w/o even begin a relationship...pls guys, such relationship, be sporting! u wanna play, when sour, dun blame either party. if u're sad, blame urself for no sportmanship,poor player. she blame u? she's dumb, ask for it! seriously, if u think she's of marry material, imagine....

u go for oversea trip 2 wk, come home, shag..no time for her, she angry, sad...so find ur mankali neighbour or her very gd colleage at work. the next time u blow her, u smell of CCB...who to blame? urself? because u work hard to let her trim her cb hair, than nv admire her nice job, ur fault?siao bo...pls...u knw who u are...and i'm ur brother, when i see u still feel and care for her, i really wanna go buy pig cage for her. i knw..a little to violent le...lol..

u juz knw her barely, she like u. she seem nice. less than a month, she let u knw she likes u! of course, she's also pretty..good catch? i dun think so. less than month she like u is not a issue. less than a month she let u KNOW she like u...arh...tat's a issue...imagine(again...)

so now everyone like each other. so u're away for a while. than she know another guy for less than a while, a like him and than let him knw she like him in LESS than a month also..so everyone play "i-like-and-let-u-knw-less-than-a-month-game". Summary: is there trust?

my sincere advise: go like her! haf the most passionate sex! UNprotected sex also can! showered her wif gifts if u can afford. but no, no point to love and marry her. REALLY!

Marry Material- i dunno man, i'm still discovering bout such material. but a rule of thumb is tat u know she's not a penis-type of gal.

Penis-type of Gal= bo ta poh ay si (no guy will die; direct transation from hokkien!)

at least u knw she can look after herself and keep her pride and urs intact! Imagine...

Playboy A: wah...tat gal ah...knn..bery fuckup u know! tat time ask her name nia, ignore me!somemore gave me the cold look!cb....

U: she's my gf...

Playboy A:....

if ur friend carry on saying her cb words, tat one not friend liao!

My JB Adventure!!

Sianz..juz came back from JB...from now on, whenever i go Malaysia, I MUST LOWER MY EXPECTATION!!! From a personnel point of view(sexually), it is disappointing(ermm....wtf?!?!). But overall, yeah~ still fun!hahaha

Ah Foo la, dunno wat job he doing..end up making friends wif Jiu Hu Lan!than jio Fong and me go down Jiu Hu to Chiong! WAS actually very excited...becoz he say the gal he knw there wanna intro some gals to him(so including us la~)! wah~ happy like rabbit! Went home after work and dress in my "killer" chiong suit! wait for him to drive Fong and me in... but tell u, knn...the journey there at nite, 9pm really 1X big sux!!! Imagine...2 lanes! Right for car,Left for bike! and guess wat? 2 lanes ALL bikes, AND IS JIU HU ONES!!!!wah lau..really MCB! than we and another 2 cars like safari bus surrounded wif bulls! damn slow,damn sian...bet ah foo's car kenna scratch like fuck!

And like i said..we really waited like fuck...



Than finally...



or so we thought...

but reality hurt...all the gals tat the jiu hu gal brought..all got bf...hiaz...every pussy come wif a dog...sianZ

At first somemore tot can eat seafood...piangZ eh...end up eating Kway Chap...kaoz...i almost fong le...after tat, we end up at a pub call Ekimo...how tat place?not bad~ very big!!! i tot we were going to a pub, but when i saw it..is a DISCO wat!! BUT THEY SAID IS A PUB!!! WTF??~ i suspect they mix up wif pub and disco la...jiu hu mah...hahaha

the pub(or disco) also stylo 1! Ancient Egypt decor!3 levels wif each story a special purpose! the 3rd floorth, i dunno...but the 2nd floorth is suppose to be lup-sa 1! got gals pour alchol for u and "HOW MUCH!HOW MUCH!" ones...hahaha. finally the ground floorth is live band and dance floor...of course, tat's where we spent our nite!really!!!

but the toilet..FUCK UP!!! bloody hell, the ceiling so low, hang 1 tv on top! machiam, father i wanna pee, go bang my head wif the tv. fuckin open black label wif them cost me SG$50 liao, if tat tv on my head...+ the jiu hu "blackmail" trend...father i can become cai tao(veg head)liao!

father WE also really live up to the CDO trend! after chionging for 4hrs, we went to their condo and slept for 1 hr b4 heading back to Spore for work!charlie mike sia!!No play play!!! and pls dun tink too much, we 3 slept at the living room poke each ass nia, the gals all slept in their own room..KNN!!! no roti tio(gang bang)!!!(-_-!)

come to think bout it, i really very fierce! when young, i run b4 i learned to walk, i sing b4 i learned to talk! this time,i first time drive back from JB in ah foo's car drunk!!!wah!!!Proud sia!!but nono, i wont drink and drive again..

7am at a woodland nearby kopi tiam....

Ah Foo: manfred, last nite Sherry brought her friend, single leh...y nv sian?
Me: nah...not my type...
Ah Fong: hey, but she dance very hiong(fierce) leh!
Me: izzit? but she look more hiong leh!


Hiong...

More Hiong....

Very Hiong!!!

Let's tok bout yin and yang

Since we were young,we always see the both sides of coins, day & night, sleep and awake, dream and reality, shit and orgasm(ok, both also shiok feelin,but diff holes...tell me 1 tat is the same!) and blah blah!

So after changing my jobs twice in 1/2 yr,wat haf i see in the working society? there's also a yin and yang!

For MNC, we have the Production Team VS the HR!

And let me tell u, i really hate the HR! let's start from interview! in MNC, the 1st interview(or most i haf met) are from the fucking HR! they expect u to impress them! if possible, make them orgasm wif ur words!than u can look forward the 2nd interview! so let us reflect, r they lookin for pple tat THEY want, or the COMPANY want?hmm...

than if u're able to orgasm the whole corp, well, they WILL actually tell u ur work detail as of WAT they KNOW! so than again...hmm..do they really knw my work scope??

so now u're in the company workin! than once awhile, u will receive email from HR sayin," do not slp during lunch break""keep where and where clean"...etc...floodin ur mail basically(to show tat HR IS WORKIN!)!!!!!than when is Labour Day or ur birthday, dun expect any off day, cakes or watever! instead, they will help "save" the company fund by giving eg: apple +coke for labour day! an email wif the words"Happy birthday"(and fuck!not even bother to send a birthday card!) or worse..birthday?so wat!

wat i have list above is TRUTH!my experience!really sad ones~

So now in a Private Limited! we have the Sale Team VS the Account Side!

now this is base on personal and family and friends experience!

The management promise u this and this, that and that! virgin bride, unlimited bandwidth to d/l porn, go to heaven when u die..blah blah blah again! than when u start work,(especially those old fashion ones nv sign contract one...) suddenly come up to ur face and say no this no that, too bad, take it or leave it! WTFKNNBCCB rite??grrr....

than if u're at the project side, the company give u a budget to play wif! than end of project, work done. happy rite? coz u play wif the budget given to u, and u successfully juggle it! wah...guess wat?? ""y u pay so much for this and this?why r u wasting the company fund!??!" than they will report to ur boss b4 confrontin u!so tat the boss KNOW tat the ACCOUNT SIDE ARE WORKING!!!! wah!!! than when u argue,"but i save this and this by so much when it should be so and so...etc" guess wat? "....but y u spend so much and so much on tat one?" and the fucking story of egg or chicken come 1st come into the picture....

dun u juz hate it when there are enough fuck up pple in our world, there is actually teams form to juz make our life more miserable?!?!?!

End of My Honeymoon

wah...2mrw starting work le!KWAN YIN AH MA AH!!!BLESS THIS BE A GD GD JOB!!!(especially since police play me out)

How do i feel?excited? actually...surprisingly...no...rather sian...hahah...maybe used to at home laze around le..(OH NO..) but seriously, i sianz because the tot of having to get used to a new surrounding.

Me: Hello,Mr XX, erm..so wat u want me to do?

than usually they will teach u to lazy, than when really start work,they demand alot...all the places i work,NS or MNC or part time all same one,Spore Culture?maybe...

haiz...i dun like the process...dragging...let's juz hope 2 month fly quickly...

well, got a new haircut too! how do i look?gd?wohahaha

Wah...let me tell u, been a long time i last go have my hair cut and wash! Shiok sia!!!

Actually, do i look really stupid(KNN la, not refering to the hair!)?
Coz some of my closest friends aka brothers sometime really lecture me like "wah....dun kenna cheat ah!""wah..ask 1st mah" damn sianz...no la,not tat i angry wif them. but rather, i guess we really have diff values. when i go for a job interview,and everything turn out fine, i usually wont tok bout the money issue. of course la,the basic pay dun fuckin pay me like Blanghad or Chinaman! Some pple prefer to knw the terms given to them b4 making a decision. but for me, i prefer not...i prefer to work and show my worth, than when we tok bout new terms, i feel more confident. Coz i believe in value for money; wat if they pay me so well,and i cant really do as gd a job?

Manager: erm...we PAY u so much..is tat SO much u can do?

wah..tell u, i can die one! but than my friends may haf their points too, mine working style is double edge sword. coz if the company wanna take advantage of me,i guess end of the day, either i quit or sux thumb and stay on! oh well....guess i when come to work, i belong to the old school ones...hahaha...someone play the Power Station's "Wo Chi De Qi Ku"

Lastly, some friends ask me y i suddenly wanna create a new blog! okok...i shall answer u. becoz ah...few friends who have friendster's a/c kpkb tat when i update my blog,i flooded their email. kaoz...sibei malu!!! am i angry?no la! so dun, is more of malu,nothing to angry about...coz some pple dun read bout pple's blog.i used to dun too.

Ah Foo's Summon and wat i discover at ViVo City!

I name this art,"KNN,Penguin Foo hate Yishun!" This inspiration workpiece is done on 4.11.2006!(Det 1 like this pic rite?Ur Det Sgt face red sia!)

hahaha...okok...enough crap! oh well,i hope ah foo learnt a lesson today!never try to cheat parkin! knn...last time ask him go extend coupon,"an la~" than my 1st time tear coupon,he say"put 10min later la!An la~" 2day, we(foo,fong and me) went gym at yishun(we take turn gym at hougang and yishun!), he put +15min! than we entered the gym at 1.20, after 2 hr,come out,his sum-ban was kenna at 1.19! sian rite??poor foo... look at his face again right now,saw it?after readin, do u feel anything for him? sauy rite??

he kept kp he hate yishun! than he cool down,and guess wat?after studying the stars,the yin and yang! we concluded tat; Fong,Foo and Me CANNOT DRIVE OUT! if we do,CONFIRM AH FOO kenna SUM BAN! so far my rate of kenna is 1 out of 2(S-11 at AMK), Ah Fong is 1 out of 2 too(Chongpan Nasi Lemak), and Ah Foo is a record of 3 out of 3(marina steamboat, S-11 AMK, YISHUN GYM!)!!! Applause!!!

Moral of the story: Ah foo, if u ever wanna do anything against the law..DUN JIO ME AND FONG!

Sianz...today, lau pa not coming back! coz too busy wif works at Batam! so went dinner wif lao ma at Harbour Front than go ViVO city walk walk! and yes, i got my BLACK SOCK!!!


7 pairs for only $30!! I am prepare for WAR!!!

While walking, i saw lots and lots of couples! happily holding hands, chatting away! choosing things...arhh....lonely me...
I WANT LOVE!
I WANNA HOLD HANDS!!
I WANNA CUDDLE WIF MY LOVE WATCH TV!!!
I WANNA UNPROTECTED SEX!!!! (!-_-) (WTF rite???)
But seriously, not now at the moment(the sex part come b4 love, than nvm!;)~~~)! coz when i saw another couple at the cashier there....hiaz..cannot la...

NO MONEY, NO HONEY!!!!


I knw, this pic quite prevert rite??hehe...but i rather like it!

Finally~

Hello pple! i have decide to move my blog here! Juz as Manfred start his new career,he also haf to start a new blog! New beginning for everything! let us BITCH AND WHINE!!!YAHOO~


was watching Fist Of Fury~