Good Teacher VS Bad Teacher, Singh VS Ang Moh

today went for my 1st new audit class. teach by a Singh, director of the school somemore...tell u, i v depress over my Aduit paper. coz my previous Ang Moh CB teacher totally kill my interest in the lesson.

during her 4th lesson, she said,"oh my god, i can see pple dying...dozing off. i hope u pple understand, is not me tat's boring. is audit. tat's y i quit being an auditor and be a teacher"

SIMI LAN JIAO!!! where got teacher tok like tat one?!?!totally demoralising! so i decide, if this class is gg to sink, i'm not joining them! so i quit the class, take 1/2 my money...than went to apply another class...hiaz...tat class only 16hrs nia, 1 month b4 exam....so still waiting...

than, heard of this SIngh Lobang from Yang! tsk tsk...tell u, different sia! pple with passion teach is another story!

the Singh said," Audit paper is diff, always alot of pple fail. tat is becoz all of u try to vomit information. so do my question i give u, we'll discuss ur problems one by one!"

wah!!!!he actually said he willing to check our answer, do u feel obliged to do?

than somemore," wat u pple need is some tuning, and u can answer easily!"

wah!!!! so motivating! at least even i fail, i also wont hate the subject rite?

tat's y, pple wif passion teach diff. bloody ang moh....

My lesson, my imgination...my sperms...

oh well, share some cock-tails wif u pple 2day.

1st Scenerio:

yesterday went Equity Plaza to sign up extra courses wif yang. kaoz, saw one damn hot, sexy young gal in the train! she's BUSTY, pretty(kinda the vain vain kind), wear mini skirt, shirt...wif the few unbutton top....wah~~~~ pcc...okok...

even Yang see liao also mari kita! he said,"even though she's not my type of gal, wah, give also take!"
(PS:for any ladies who think we r despo...fuck off! he gt gf, and i'm generous here to share our man's tok!)

than as usual, like kids(ok, i'm not anymore..", i asked," hey, if she let u up, how?" he replied," i will pinch myself, issit dreamin?"

cock rite? i slap his cock, i told him, if me, i will PINCH HER BREAST INSTEAD!!! knn..pinch urself, only wake up from the dream, sayang rite?might as well in the dream...u knw...wohahaha...later, he also agree, u c, level up liao!


Scenerio 2:

Peter, kaoz...morning 9am call me go mac for breakfast. unlike him to be so on, i obliged loh. so wash up and meet. than we chat, as usual, about the league standing..i mean OUR league...lol...than he said," do u knw tat a man only got 7 litres of sperm a lifetime?" i was like hong kan...i told him, maybe i shld share wif u guys...can u vision now, our sperm are like marathon runners, at the start line, warm up, getting ready....on ur mark...than this opening in front open up...than...CHIONG AH!!!!! all swim forward, out of the hole...and...."KNNBCCB!!!IS TOILET BOWL!!!!ARGGHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~"

hiaz...all my fierce warriors, 914IPPT CDO GOLD warriors..over the yrs, all end up in the Pit of "Death"....hiaz...if lucky, all those "selemat" find their way to a new life....hiaz...good guys finish last....


Ending note: pple, i really in love wif Paula Abdul le, i juz join her Fan Club!

I'm in love...AGAIN

yes pple, i am now so deeply in love. In love again wif the same person...she's PAULA ABDUL!!!

kaoz...lately, while trying to get away from books, i watch TV and saw American Idol. than i saw cute Paula. those in CDO shld remb...i was CRAZY OVER HER AT 1 MOMENT WIF RUSH RUSH...rite?remb bros?ermm...nvm...Anyway, my love for her is back, and so strong...tat i went utube and see all the Paula video i can catch! and yes! i love the way she laugh! very cute!!!

i knw, pple gg to kp, she's a old hag! but i'll say...FUCK U! she's old, yet hot! those gals out there who go chiong, cant even dance 1/1000 like her, those wear tight like F also not as curvy as her, and certainly, I AM REFERING THOSE YOUNGER THAN HER!

yes! i love Paula! i even catch her reality show, Hey, Paula! and i love her even more! ARHH!!!! siao liao...btw...who say her lan jiao words is my ENEMY!!!!

yes, i'm nuts. so?

and to share, my Fantasy's cute laugher!~

Pissed...being a long time...

been a while since i last so pissed! even "Mr Commando" fuckin mouth also nv pissed me off the last time at Ah Fong's Bday...anyway...

y the hell do some pple carry a HP, and dun reply pple? y the hell some pple on their MSN, and take ages or even better, dun reply! not even a sorry! y some pple can actually ignore a sms even if is few hrs later? btw, Jom, i'm not refering to u, juz read ur blog, urs and mine, separated cases!lol...

back to hell...damn piss. look, in the past, b4 i slp, i always leave my HP's sound on. why?so u fucking friends can find me if there's any problem! look, i'm not the come-on-barbie-let's-go-party-nia kind of friend! i'm the u need it, i'll be there kind of friend! result? some kuku midnite sms me "have a nice day" "4ward to how many CB and u be a CB..etc" wat the hell?

so i off the sound nowaday, and at least, AT LEAST i reply a missed called, or miss sms! and i cant believe it, until now, 4 hrs later, tat friend haven even reply, and best part, he's NOT EVEN A GAL! wtf...gettin sick man!

someone tell me, dun expect the world to treat me how i treat them. but i think this is call manners! and god damn some mother fuckers dun even knw simple mother cb fucker manners! YES! I"M PISSED! AND GUESS WAT? I"M SO FUCKIN HUNGRY TOOO!!!!!

knnbccb...really damn piss...

btw, juz receive a story, i call it BITCH OF THE YR 06-07. share wif u pple another day.... FUCK!

AQUA

oh well...my inner ah beng is free! yes...i now love Aqua...hmm...7 yrs after they disband, now than i listen!

is all started wif Meet The Spartan. got 1 scene they play the song Barbie World,and tat's how i gt hook up...and well, if u go read their lyrics, i really give it to them. they may sound silly, but if u read words for words, their song is very descriptive... is really not tat senseless afterall! is more of controvosial, or either, is a story...not bad.

and yes, i like the gal singer also. last time maybe i very skinny, so i find her very musculer..very eee....but now, when i learn to accept the bone structure of European and Asian...hmm....i like her!Lene Nystrom!!! go utube find her song title "It's your Duty" wow...she really can sing, and yes...she's very sexy in the mtv...but i swear, i really love the song...than follow by her hot bodes....for those who i think i'm despo...too bad, she's hot! are u?

yes, a lady must haf nice leggy, check! boobs, check! big eyes, check! sexy voice, priceless...check!!!!

i love Lene Nystrom!!!!