I cant believe they believe me...

oh well, everywhere we go, there are bound to be pple, assholes playing politics. for wat? juz to feel important...hiaz...in NS, there's Justin, clerk tat always tell CSM coy got problem la...blah blah...than allen alex, always rubbishing away as if he's so smart. man...i really hate these 2 guys from NS. in my office...hiaz...also haf, but for now, i am a xiao bao. xiao bao? xiao bao mean bun so small,hard to aim. my young gal colleage...hahaha...she ta bao la! nope, not boobs big. rather, she always kenna stab, backstab.

when we work...most of the time she will follow me and a colleage of mine. so tat make 3 pple workin tgt...which of course, no boss will like. and in fact,someone has begun to report our activities to boss. "she always so rush to leave office, must be meetin them downstair..." "y she lately always out after them?" and so the diff report juz go on and on...but center ard the same topic.

so juz last friday i juz joked,"abo next time u leave b4 us! say u have to catch a bus to go where and where for wat and wat meetin!hohohoho..."

on sat...she did juz tat...wtf rite?
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Typcial day of working in the same company wif me!

how work so far for me? juggle studies and work....hmm..shag, happy, once awhile full of shit...but still better than workin at seagate wif tat KNCBBBELSJDNS RABBIT! thought of maybe juz share wif u pple bout my work stories....

Sales Manager: what were u doing at Terok Blangah between 7-730pm on Sat?

Me: hmm...fetching my dad from work! ( trying to impress old manager of how fillial i am, hey, old pple like fillial youngster)

Sale Manager: hmm..pple, this lad is a steady driver. when he drive, he sit straight, very steady, good...sure no accident one!

Me:(smiling away...) u saw me than y nv call me?

Sales Manager: oh...i was behind u...waiting to see how long u will overtake tat slow van...wait till i fed up, i overtake u. kaoz...u sure no accident one, van so slow u also follow!

Me:.....hehehe (trying to act cute to cover my shame)

kaoz...another day wif my marketing colleage...

Colleage: step the gear harder leh!! HARDER! HARDER!!

Me: miss...in my 23 yrs of life...only 1 gal ever tell me to harder~

Colleage: SPARE ME THE DETAILS!!!

sian rite...some gals juz so boring....
anyway, since i start workin here, i haf corrupt my colleages to the point where we always tok dirty jokes to kill the time away....it's tat i spread the word of sex real gd eh....dun u CDO brothers agree?hohoohoh

Suddenly, inspired to KPKB...

hmmm...manfred love sex! manfred love to watch porn! manfred also PCC regularly! so? i'm a guy! so manfred do watch Jap porn, Milf porn, almost all type..except granny, beastie and gays ones....hahahaha

wat am i driving at? y the hell do magazine wanna have some Girl-next-door-issue wif gal who DUN look like girl-next-door at all???wat the hell?
actually, i wanna put some of our local "gals-next-door" pic..but scare kenna sue pants drop...yes...i hum...so?

anyway...back to my main topic. i went to search for the meaning "gal-next-door"

The prototype of the girl next door is often invoked in American contexts to indicate wholesome, unassuming, or "average" femininity

hmm...so wif those things dropping out call "average"? gosh...damn me sure love AVERAGE gal!!! i mean is sick, putting a CFM face wif CFM posture than self proclaim Girl-next-door!should be call Bicycle-next-door!

but seriously, i feel, if they were really going for gal-next-door. than they better fucking well put girl-next-door face wif PROPER cover up clothing mah! like tat than door enough mah! knn...u leak 1 ball,2 balls, than bite finger posture than call themself next door...knn...call next fish tank better!!!wohahaha....

sux la...sux la...hmm...look like after all...I'M NOT TAT BORING!!!!hahahhaa

Abusing of right...is SUX!!!

lately haf been raining cats and dogs rite? than another part of our tropical island,hot like Fuck! oh well, try to drive carefully lor...but lately, really damn disgusted wif our road users(of course...i'm not any angel too~)

u see, if u noticed, today road user is so different from the past. last time, when i still small enough to sleep the entire back sit of the car, when there's ambulance siren, cars will all siam one side for the ambulance to move...and i will like "wow...."

forward to yr 2006, I am driving, siren behind...i siam left to the left lane,and go "wah...behind so long..." wat long? the lanjiao of the driver long? lan lah! behind one row of vehicles sticking to the ass of the ambulance...machiam, some kind of doggy style orgie!! i find it sick loh....when i see a ambulance go sirening away...i will be like," ayo...accident?someone injured or dying? poor thing...." but i guess today our road users will be like, "hoh seh lah! come on, lets follow the ambulance to chiong!!!!CHIONG AH~!!!!!" sicko rite??no wonder got pple can go murdered site and pray for 4D.

than i also noticed something new...juz like today...CTE jam...siren again,some cars dun be bother. BUT i AGAIN siam left....AGAIN dragon queue! as i move along CTE...i DUN see any accident! i DUN see it AT ALL!!! somehow, i suspect tat all these ambulance drivers juz siren their way thru heavy traffic today...coz i notice, every raining or jam roads day...THERE WILL BE SIREN...are they real or fake? i am lossing confident of pple today....am i being too sensitive?

am i evolving again? coz when i read my past blog and the nowaday one...less happening...less drama...am i becoming a bore person?? i really think so...lol...oh no...weird~

I actually STUDY!!!wow...

i know...i cant believe it either...i actually sit down and STUDY for 2 hours...wow...tat must be alot for MANFRED TAN!!! hahaha...i haf to admit...hmm...let me recap today...

after lunch wif peter and ty, i suppose to STUDY at 2pm...BUT i online till 3pm. than i decide to study FINALLY...than my dad 330pm jio me go watch The Last Dance( the show rather sux...artistic yes, plot zero...but credit to Francis Ng, this juz prove tat a actor/actress quality can really lift up the show!). so like tat, father i juz studied for 1/2 hr...

after movie, went for dinner wif father, got home by 730pm, and suppose to study at 8pm. but i ONLINE again till 830 and o-la-la...i actually do pumping and weight lifting till 850pm! Moral of the story? to escape studying, man can do all sort of crap to "keep" himself busy! did i pcc?hahahah...up to ur imagination....finally 9pm than study till juz now, 11pm. hahaha...me happy!me good boy!

i dunno y, but i felt tat maybe some of my friends been not very pls wif me lately. put their plane, nv make effort for gathering, blah blah....in sort, lan jiao lan!

but hiaz...i'm not angry wif u all if u think tat way...juz tat time is really constraint for me. work and study and lao ma lao pa zi(s) haf taken up all my time le. of course, i'm not complaining about these, rather i'm happy tat i can be busy for these! i need to study for a better future(hopefully), i need to work to eat, i need to be there for my parents, i dun wanna them to go home on mrt after a hard day work! of course...once awhile is normal to kpkb "i tired la...." but oh well, young now, chiong abit is ok rite? sorry, my chiong is not mambo...hoohohohoh

2007 Resolution!

oh well...instead of writing my whole long list, i found a song to summarise it! go download if u guys can...by MJ, Man in the Mirror!!!

I'm starting with the man in the mirror(Ooh!)
I'm asking him to change his ways(Ooh!)
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change

Back to school....and been away for so long...

oh well, have stop blogging for quite awhile...wah kaoz...study and workin is really tiring. nono, dun imagine me in class dozing off! class is OK....i can still tahan, class is interesting actually. but waking up the next morning is really the hardest! been late for work lately...haiz....getting into trouble soon...hohohoho...

went for self studying in the afternoon wif yang today... hiaz...yang comment tat i let number play! kaoz...super du lan! during poly days, solving math problem is so exciting to me! really! i LOVE math during poly days! can u imagine, i always get A for math during poly days, but C-F during my uniform school days!wow...aint i a super slow developer?luckily me not gal! or else till now no breast, no period....dry animal!wohahahaha

oh well, i SHOULD be studying now...but rather lazy...okok...i promise, me 1am than start ok?
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