Portsmouth

Hey, i juz got a shock of a my life. Portsmouth finally win the FA Cup, Harry Rednapped 1st trophy! but nah...the shock is...do u knw tat Portsmouth is known as the Blue Bird? Man Utd aka Red Devil, Liverpool aka Reds...Portsmouth..ermm...blue bird!??!?!

U knw la, chinese newspaper like to direct translate...ermm..." LanJiao finally win the FA cup wif niggie Kanu SHOOTING the ball into the EMPTY net!"

man...sound so wrong tat i enjoy it...

no wonder this season they can win the FA cup...last time, all angmoh, the bird not fierce not enough, this season, Kanu, Distin, Campbell, Mutari, Papa Diouf...kiaoz...still got more blackies lor...no wonder, this yr Lanjiao all big big big one, whack my beloved Red Devil 1 side!

From now on, i'm A LANJIAO FAN!

(maybe ah jom can be the 1st asian to play for portsmouth, down south, he wont be inferior to them....wohahaha...ah jom...ANACONDA!)

Goalkeeper injured!

today, i really thot i very smart! last month, went soccer wif my beloved CDO bros! tat day i siao on,play GK, and outfield player! damn shag, somemore injured my left thumb when saving the ball. due to my inactive for several wks than, my body aches for 2 wks. i told ah neo, chin chun, i dun want to play le. coz it affect my studies. becoz for 2 wks, i almost fall sick.too hot...

than today, my lanjiao itchy! go play wif them again! this time, wah, i v clever. i dun want to body ache, exam coming, i need to study,so i play Goalkeeper! not so tired also, beside, i think over there, i the most noisy one!lol..

than, sianz...i this time injured my rite thumb...juz now went study wif pete...wah!!! cannot write lah! now also back to square one, lam pa pa lam, again gt problem study....sianz...

come to think back, wah, me damn go 1 on 1 specialist! save alot of 1 on 1 sitution...but ku ku leh, i super lao ya shot stopper. almost every shot from outside tat's on target all goal...sianz...ehheeh...especially tat Jean guy...piangz...his shot damn power, like Bati-lam-par! damn hard sia! if i am PAID to play, than i will be Peter Schmicheal, dive wif my life, but most prob end up verbal abusing my defenders....but since i PAID to play...than...let the ball goal la...not worth leh...ah neo block 1 shot, backside gone liao...not worth...